GARAGE BANS GAS-GUZZLER
Friday 4th February

The fuel-ish things petrolheads will do...

A petrol-drinking addict has been banned from going into his favourite supermarket after slicing through the store's petrol pump fuel pipes.

Local magistrates applied for and got an ASBO -- anti-social behaviour order -- following incidents where Brian Taylor terrified supermarket staff and customers after having cut pipes, sniffed and drank petrol, and danced around the forecourt of an Asda petrol station while high on fumes.

He was caught in the act on CCTV. The local police sergeant said that the police's main concern was that, when pipes were cut, customers had not noticed until they were soaked in petrol, raising obvious safety issues.

The court heard that there had been 51 similar incidents and that Taylor had cost the chain £6,000 in damage and lost fuel. Taylor was banned from being seen in public with a petrol can, and cannot go anywhere near any filling station on Teeside.

The police added that Taylor, of no fixed abode, was mixing his drinks -- socking back both four-star and diesel, although his favourite tipple is unleaded. There's a lesson for us all...

I used to stand behind idling cars in the driveway when I used to walk to elementary school and sniffed the fumes. God, I love that smell.

Gas huffing...goddamn, don't they have weed where you live?

Uh, all I know is that different grades or different types smell different. I've never tasted gasoline. I wasn't that bored. Like we had white gas, and then we had propane. The white was much more potent. yeah, we were fucked up, and stupid, and now we will be suffering from those killed brain cells for the rest of our lives.

Well you dont understand why people huff. Its not because its more alluring that weed or alchohol, its because its almost always free, and readily available. For weed you have to spend about 10 bucks to get high and you have to know someone to sell it to you and same with alchohol. But, atleast when my friends and I did it, we were really bored, had no money, and found some white gas in my friends camping stuff if the garage. At first we just joked around with it, then I said, damn my head kinda feels cool, then we all just burried our noses in a can and breathed the night away. It was fucked up and we'll neven do it again, because after that we realized the dangers of it, plus you get an awful tag-along the next day.

I used to stand behind idling cars in the driveway when I used to walk to elementary school and sniffed the fumes. God, I love that smell.

haha, i like the smell of a gas station, but huffing it to get high... thats just a little weird/desperate/retarded

Taylor was banned from being seen in public with a petrol can