I said I was going to do it, so here it is: the monument to dylan's intelligence.

For those of you who live under a rock, dylan is a fellow dieselstation member who is currently thirteen years old. But to hear him talk would make you think he's twice that old...this damn kid seriously says some of the smartest, most insightful things.

So here's the deal...anytime you "catch" dylan being particularly smart and insightful, post his quotes here.

<dylan> I hate patriotic songs!
<dylan> You can say "Hey, I love my country".
<dylan> Just don't fucking sing about it.
<dylan> And make everyone just sing for no reason, secretly poisining them with false nationalism.

<dylan> I'm gonna try not to say "good luck".
<dylan> It's implying that I don't think that someone's going to do well.

<White_RSX> I don't think dylan's real.
<dylan> I'm as ugly as real can get.

And so forth. Man, dylan, seriously, you're smarter than me sometimes

Smarter than Clark? :O Then world must be falling apart.

Edit: I just read Catcher In The Rye, and, yes, I know it says something like the good luck in the beginning, but whatever, I didn't steal it.

And he has good taste in music.

I told you he's a boy genius!

you shall be a very successful banker


YAY TO ETHNIC STEREOTYPES !!

How's your convenience store coming?

You know I'm kidding right? RIGHT?

i am gonna be working in a call center silly... i am on the engineering side of things

I completely forgot. My apologies.

JJJJJ JEW UNIIITTT

sorry, i felt the need to. i got home from school early so ive got nothing better to do for a few hours.

and fuck my stereotypes, accounting is insanely boring

Heh heh Dylan, not many people get threads made in honour to them! Savour it!

Was it good?

I've to to read this POS for my english class

I wouldn't mind reading it again, but it wasn't great.

I just read the manual for my new fridge .
Thought I'd share that .

Is the fridge shiny?

i just read this thread......thought i'd share it

Dylan, did you're other self type this??

It's called kidding around.

I was too..

Are you sure he's not actually like a 30 year old with a master degree pretending to be a 13 year old? j/k

There's a rumour on the internets that I'm dislexic and I'm really 31.

Isn't it dyslexic?

PROOF!!

I've unmasked him for what he is!

*Dylan - And I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kids!*