Ok, so SpikeTV has come up with this gay idea of an awards show for cars. It's gonna be a failure like their 52 best car thingy a while back. Anyone gonna watch this crap?

SpikeTV is for losers.

I bet an Escalade or Lincoln Navigator is gonna win.

Wait, is this an awards show for STOCK cars or tuner/extreme rice cars?

I'm with Phix here, we all know which cars are going to win.

5th place. Hummer H1
4th place. Hummer H2
3rd place. Hummer H2 on massive spinners
2nd place. Bentley Contenetniatialal on massive spinners
1st place. Escalade with NOS, Spinners, 3092192 lcds, 99999999watt sound sysetm, ugly neons, etc on massive spinners

Awards over, everyone go home

Spike TV was great back when they had Gary The Rat. That show was the only reason I watched Spike. Funny shit.

Please stop it <- genuine tears in eyes.

Does SpikeTV even show 007 movies anymore. Those were the only times I ever watched SpikeTV.
Except for the cop chase shows. That's what I watch when I'm bored. Stupid people get absolutly wrecked in their Cavaliers.

"He was going 113 miles per hour, and his engine blew."

Yeah, those chase shows are cool/stupid.

yeah, those 007 movies pops up occasionally. i love the cop shows.."police's wildest videos" or somethin like that was the name of the show.

Greatest cop moment ever: The cop was like "He's doin 113 now" and I was like "Wait a minute, those Cavaliers can't go 113" and Dylan said "Yeah, you're right" and then all of a sudden the engine blew.

Hehehehe that's funny.

And I think Cavaliers can go 113, supposing it's a Z24 or it's somehow modified.

maybe but i wouldn't be caught dead in a dental chair in one of those.

No, it looked like a stock regular model. And then the engine blew, so it probably was just a stock regular model.

or maybe those riced models?

Okay, the ultimate "g" car.... No skyline in sight.

A FUCKING VETTE WON?!?!?

..........what? you just saw it?

i like it for the csi reruns at 7pm and 8pm, love that show. great background in my dorm room. the police shows are ok sometimes. but yea, autorox is gonna be retarded. i mean they have the chick from van wilder giving out the award of best make-out car for gods sake. oh yea, the kid from malcolm in the middle and ludacris will be there too. awesome.

Me and cyclone are making fun of the people.

oh..i knew what cyclone was trying to do, but yours? second time just doesnt make sense, sry

*** I switched to south park......
Cyclones World: rofl what the fuck
nismopoweredRB26: i know!
Cyclones World: its diesel!
Cyclones World: ;o
nismopoweredRB26: lol.....with dylan!
Cyclones World: like how this castrol commercial features a mini
nismopoweredRB26: i would break in, and roll through in the buick...
nismopoweredRB26: err....if i had it
Cyclones World: lol you dont have a car at all now do you?
nismopoweredRB26: err. no
nismopoweredRB26: Grandmas STS
nismopoweredRB26: http://www.autorox.com/rsc/fusion_images/M.../MPH-Hummer.jpg AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
nismopoweredRB26: MPH MY ASS
Cyclones World: FPH
Cyclones World: er
Cyclones World: O_o
Cyclones World: FEET PER HOUR
nismopoweredRB26: MPG
nismopoweredRB26: 2
Cyclones World: aww snap its flex
nismopoweredRB26: ahh, i am gonna bust a cap yo
Cyclones World: damn nigga 650k
Cyclones World: aiight
Cyclones World: big money car nigga
nismopoweredRB26: this is a fast car nigga nigga nigga nigga]
Cyclones World: hey look i made a lame joke so ill dance to play it off
Cyclones World: lol
nismopoweredRB26: With a nice ass
Cyclones World: whats a mad real suv?
nismopoweredRB26: Dont know..
nismopoweredRB26: play doh?
nismopoweredRB26: Oh god fucking dentist
Cyclones World: lol
nismopoweredRB26: whats he doing there
nismopoweredRB26: NOOOOOO
Cyclones World: the escalade is gonna win
nismopoweredRB26: ESCALATOR!!
nismopoweredRB26: OMFG whooooooooooooooooo!
Cyclones World: the Escalade is the worst suv
Cyclones World: but it'll win
Cyclones World: because its bling ;p
nismopoweredRB26: Cmon cayenne!
nismopoweredRB26: ToAUREG!!!!
nismopoweredRB26: WIN BIHATCH!@
Cyclones World: woa thats a surprise
Cyclones World: lol
nismopoweredRB26: i know, all the white ppl are like, awwww snap
nismopoweredRB26: Its a mad sports car dogg!
nismopoweredRB26: Why are they doing the salsa
Cyclones World: yea
nismopoweredRB26: dakian would shit his pants
nismopoweredRB26: oh god no.....
nismopoweredRB26: no
nismopoweredRB26: GREAT! Give the fucking fanboys another suv to fuck up the exhaust
Cyclones World: red purple orange yellow green
nismopoweredRB26: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH MID LIFE CRISIS CAR
nismopoweredRB26: A bentley. Shoot yourself when a bird shits on
Cyclones World: can he not hold his head up?
nismopoweredRB26: someone on a cell phone slams into him
nismopoweredRB26: i would laugh my ass off.
nismopoweredRB26: http://www.autorox.com/rsc/index.php sad sad liuttlew ppl
nismopoweredRB26: little*
nismopoweredRB26: why are there no real cars....not mad real shit uv's
nismopoweredRB26: Ultimate tuner. Diahatsu!
nismopoweredRB26: ME LIKES
nismopoweredRB26: 6-er
Cyclones World: hah
Cyclones World: aahahah
Cyclones World: hear his joke? ;o
nismopoweredRB26: i would rock it, and sell the rims to a nigga
nismopoweredRB26: cuz ima playa
Cyclones World: looks better than a drunk tara reid passed out on the red carpet
Cyclones World: ;o
nismopoweredRB26: livin large yo
nismopoweredRB26: YES AUDI
nismopoweredRB26: A8
nismopoweredRB26: quattrapote
Cyclones World: masterly crafted? lol
nismopoweredRB26: quattroporte
Cyclones World: remember diesels friend got one
Cyclones World: and the screw was falling out of the grill
nismopoweredRB26: DIE
nismopoweredRB26: SCLASS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
nismopoweredRB26: It doesnt say i made it, I rented it
Cyclones World: im sorry but those chicks cant dance
Cyclones World: lol
nismopoweredRB26: I know. Those slores
Cyclones World: wow look at all those white people
Cyclones World: lol
nismopoweredRB26: THEY IS RAISIN THA ROOF
nismopoweredRB26: BULLSHIt
nismopoweredRB26: who would get that...?
Cyclones World: thats a sexy car but its not a very good one
nismopoweredRB26: i know
nismopoweredRB26: no one can afford em....
Cyclones World: lol
nismopoweredRB26: wtf?
nismopoweredRB26: he is cheufferred
nismopoweredRB26: or however french spell that shit
Cyclones World: ;p;
Cyclones World: that commercial was funny
nismopoweredRB26: someone tolm me i spoke nazi
nismopoweredRB26: OMFG hahahahahah
nismopoweredRB26: autozone
Cyclones World: parts parts gimme parts parts
Cyclones World: ;o
nismopoweredRB26: hook yo' whip up yo' yo'
Cyclones World: lol
nismopoweredRB26: thats like my mommies van
nismopoweredRB26: i race carts when its like 2 am
Cyclones World: well doesnt look like amanda is gonna call me back
nismopoweredRB26: she aint naked
Cyclones World: wtf what a bitch
nismopoweredRB26: climb into its web
nismopoweredRB26: FUCK
nismopoweredRB26: FUCK
Cyclones World: ?
nismopoweredRB26: dammit
nismopoweredRB26: she acted like she was gonna flash her boobiezes
nismopoweredRB26: but didnt
Cyclones World: What are those girls doing?!
Cyclones World: lol
nismopoweredRB26: god knows
Cyclones World: those clothes make this chick look fat
nismopoweredRB26: kkep it lubed......
Cyclones World: oops, nascar driver made a wrong turn
nismopoweredRB26: lmao!
nismopoweredRB26: redneck got drunck
nismopoweredRB26: YA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD
Cyclones World: whats funny is all these secret cars they keep showing us
Cyclones World: yet we've all seen em
Cyclones World: hey i think that guy was in office space
nismopoweredRB26: where?
Cyclones World: the guy with the glasses and big nose
Cyclones World: gimme that part this part i need the right part
nismopoweredRB26: oh..... what are the dumbasses doing to that honda civic stationwagon
nismopoweredRB26: TIE ROD PUSHROD SANDWICH WHEEL STUD
nismopoweredRB26: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nismopoweredRB26: http://www.autorox.com/rsc/fusion_images/p...otoalbum/78.jpg
nismopoweredRB26: WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SEE?
Cyclones World: hes flossing his teeth
nismopoweredRB26: lol.
Cyclones World: lol notice all the camera flashes when they rolled out the Nomad?
Cyclones World: lol
nismopoweredRB26: what is that thing? a shit bomb
Cyclones World: nobody laughs at carmen electra
Cyclones World: lol
Cyclones World: REPOST!
Cyclones World: REPOST!!!
Cyclones World: Jaguar REPOST
Cyclones World: tuners..lol
nismopoweredRB26: MODERN HOT RODS
nismopoweredRB26: they gonna eat em?
nismopoweredRB26: these is sum tasty tunerz
nismopoweredRB26: Oh fuck no
nismopoweredRB26: moves in mysterious waves
Cyclones World: ~Sigh~ the Civic is gonna win
nismopoweredRB26: i got the evo. it was in 2f2f
Cyclones World: redlining at 7000 doesnt make it ar acing machine
Cyclones World: my car redlines higher than that!
nismopoweredRB26: my van does.
nismopoweredRB26: Since when did WRSX flood the emails?
Cyclones World: ?
nismopoweredRB26: great music from kid rock? oxymoron...
Cyclones World: heh
nismopoweredRB26: The rsx won...
nismopoweredRB26: thats clark isnt it
Cyclones World: there has to be something else better on
nismopoweredRB26: i checked. American idol
Cyclones World: south park is on
nismopoweredRB26: I can hear british people bitching at life on DS
Cyclones World: its an old episode bnut its better
nismopoweredRB26: Yay g'bye autorox

No one wants to read that .

Fuck you asshole, you want the toothfairy to stop visiting you or no? Yeah.......yeah.....that's right, youz a good lil bitch, youz my bitch!

You were there... whith all teh other rich white folk and them automobiles.

OMG, man. Atleast edit out some incriminating details from your already too fucking long and pointless repost chatlog.

HEY! It's airing right now. I just saw a bit of it.... part of Jay Leno praising Carrol Shelby, talking about the original Mustang Cobra, and then Carrol Shelby himself came on in an AC Cobra or whatever his original sexy car is called and took an award. Then I went upstairs just as he started his speech.

I saw a half hour of it.... a fucking gallardo won the award for best exotic of the year....out of the ENZO, CARRERA GT, SLR MCLAREN, FORD GT, AND GALLARDO.

THE GALLARDO WON

the Vette won for best car of year, over the new 997 carrera