QUOTE(NorthPoint @ Nov 2 2004, 05:22 PM)
It seems the 2004 election was so close that the Electoral College vote was tied and Congress couldn't break the deadlock. The Supreme Court couldn't make the decision themselves so they sent Bush and Kerry to a frozen lake in northern Wisconsin to have an ice fishing contest. No one was allowed to accompany them, and they were on their honour to let the guy who caught the most fish in five days become President.
On the first day they went out in two different directions. Kerry came back with 10 fish. Bush caught none.
On the second day, Kerry caught 20 fish and again Bush came back empty-handed.
When Kerry brought back 25 fish on day three and Bush still hadn't caught any, Bush got worried and phoned Cheney for advice. "He's probably cheating," suggested the vice President. "I hadn't thought of that," said Bush "You're probably right. What do we do?"
Cheney suggested that, instead of going fishing the next day, Bush follow Kerry to see what he was doing.
At the end of day four, Bush called Cheney up and told him, "You were right, Dick, the bastard is cheating."
"What's he doing?" asked Cheney.
"He's cutting holes in the ice!"

I really hopes Bush looses! It just don't seems smart to have a so unintelligent man/monkey as him, to control several nukes and a whole army!
And then again, Kerry appears more to be family guy and it doesn't seems to be tough enough to strike back hard, if a terrorattack should come. Of course i could be wrong, but he just seems to be like that to me.