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Dylan
So, I was coming back from the japenese food place (I have issues, I know. Domo, pocky, and sushi shaped plastic erasers and gummis...in 1 day...now rice to top it all off) and I saw the first fully chinese bowling alley! Actually, it was a bowling alley, but the neon sign had a broken "W" so it said BO LING. I found it funny. The end.
Boxster17
Back in Amsterdam they had a company that made seats for cars. I wish I had my camera but their intials were: A.S.S. I had a laugh when I saw that.
rtrn2sndr
Just saw this one last week...thought they were peretty desperate.
rtrn2sndr
A few more funny ones:

porschedream
There was a sign near downtown Montreal that says "La vie de Harry Recunt" but from where i was standing i could only see Harry Cunt. laugh.gif
clarkma5
I liked this so much I couldn't help but take a picture of it (I know it's not that funny, but whatever)



I just looked at it and thought "Damn that's ghetto!" tongue_orig.gif
NorthPoint
There was a church in town which had a sign that actually said "churh", it has now been corrected with a new sign.
nismo
i dont know why people wouldnt assume this anyways.....
2003specv
It's not a sign but I have a vintage license plate on my garage wall that reads l337. LOL It's wasn't bought at a store or anything, my dad got it YEARS ago, and a friend pointed it out last weekend.

I'll get pics soon.
porschedream
They could have just easily said "Caution, Slippery When Wet"
PBB
Here's a little sign on LaGrange Rd. on the east side of Chicago Midway Airport. It has a police shield on it and up top is a mini LED light bar that really flashes, 24/7/365.
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nismo
this is the town of Fucking, Austria. The sign says (auf deutsch) Bitte- Nicht so schnell
which means "please not so fast" Hmm Fucking (please not so fast)......
nismo
And I love this one, It is waaay too ironic.
RJ 21


Really?



I'll take some antlers. :shock:




Help yourself there...




Really? Just one?




Really? That's nice to know.




No caption necessary



So, which is it?


Just go to www.funnysign.com and check them all out yourself.
Dylan
QUOTE(clarkma5 @ Aug 24 2004, 09:12 PM)
I liked this so much I couldn't help but take a picture of it (I know it's not that funny, but whatever)



I just looked at it and thought "Damn that's ghetto!" tongue_orig.gif

Ha! That's awesome. Also, when I was in Rhode Island, I saw this adult video store and on the door it said "entrance in rear". I found that funny/ironic/sick.
White RSX
When the sign at school says final exams I knock the 'I' into the 'F' and it says Anal Exams.

Yeah, they put glass over it now.
Dylan
When has a little glass stopped anyone tongue_orig.gif.
Forrest
QUOTE(RJ 21 @ Aug 24 2004, 07:55 PM)


So, which is it?

This ones perfectly understandable. Say your in a parking lot already and wanna exit. It will have this at the entrance drive. Telling you it's an ENTRANCE only and that you shouldnt enter, right. We have these all over.

Most the time they just say it in reverse order. Do not enter, Entrance only. But I've seen both.
rtrn2sndr
QUOTE(RJ 21 @ Aug 24 2004, 09:55 PM)


Really? That's nice to know.

laugh.gif I saw this sign on my way down to Norfolk, VA last week and regretted not having my camera handy.
Glad you found it.
rtrn2sndr
Did anybody get this?? Its a great ad laugh.gif
dukenukem
i did smile.gif
fiber optic
There's a local tattoo place here that's behind an italian restaurant.

Their sign reads "Wicked tattoos in rear". Maybe I can get a picture sometime.
Enigma_Man




-Jesse
mogulmonster
QUOTE(White RSX @ Aug 24 2004, 08:11 PM)
When the sign at school says final exams I knock the 'I' into the 'F' and it says Anal Exams.

Yeah, they put glass over it now.

The small town I work in has a Burger King, and I changed their sign a few weeks ago from "Try our new Angus Burgers" to "Try our new Anus Burgers."
TexanBerettaGT
Not in Deer Park Texas was it ?. If so my friend got a pic of your work, and if it wasen't your work he got a pic of someones work on their sign.
clarkma5
Hahaha, I love that MMM Carpet sign; I drive by it on the way to the movie theaters a lot. thumbs_up.gif
mogulmonster
No, I'm in Wisconsin. I'm sure the thought wasn't very hard to come up with, though. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the new sign.
Boxster17
haha...the Anus Burgers thing is pretty funny...
Tyler4
A few summers ago when I worked at a theater I changed the sign that said “The Road to El Dorado” into “The Lunch At El Dorito”.
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