[14:35] <bitrix> i hate getting cramps
[14:36] <skr|work> bitrix: that time of the month again?
[14:38] <bitrix> what do you mean?
[14:38] <skr|work> XD

Heh.. I, of course, meant leg cramps. XD

how did I come up in all of this...I love black people!

[15:55] <clarkma5> but I hate when people say "cali"
[15:55] <clarkma5> "dude, I'm from cali"
[15:55] <clarkma5> "no, shut the fuck up. you suck. get out of my state"
[15:55] <bitrix> yo man da crips from cali
[15:56] <clarkma5>
[15:56] <clarkma5> gangs, get the fuck out of my state.
[15:56] <clarkma5> and anyone who refers to themselves as a balla needs to die
[15:56] <bitrix> haha
[15:56] <skr|work> hah, if gangs, trends, and lingo got out of cali, it would be a state full of clarkmas.
[15:56] * skr|work shudders.
[15:56] <clarkma5>
[15:56] <bitrix> XD

PBB Dont abuse your ability to ban people from the chat. Thats just fucked up that every time i log on and you are on you ban me. If you have an issue with me thats one thing but dont be cheep and miss use your privilege.

It was an accident.

Bull shit just stop abusing your privileges.

The bigger deal you make the more fun it is to ban you.

you are not banned now. just come in and relax.

Cyclone banned me once, and that's all it took for me not to care about the chatroom. Maybe you should try.

<Ben> im canadian
<leif> which province?
<Ben> ontario
<leif> I hear all canadians are handsome
<leif> and brilliant
<clarkma5> shut up leif
<Ben> leif shut up

lol that ad is funny because the only way I'd eat McDonald's is if I didn't pay for it/got it for free



Yah when they're washing your car or flipping your burgers you racist biggot! jk

[13:21] <Cyc|Laptop> skr|Work
[13:21] <Cyc|Laptop> skr
[13:21] <Cyc|Laptop> skr
[13:21] <Cyc|Laptop> skr
[13:21] <Cyc|Laptop> skr
[13:22] <skr|Work> ?
[13:22] <skr|Work> ah
[13:22] <skr|Work> hmm
[13:22] <skr|Work> this old guy
[13:23] <skr|Work> got an external dvd burner for his comp
[13:23] <skr|Work> his old comp
[13:23] <skr|Work> and couldn't get it to work
[13:23] <skr|Work> he flipped through his dvds he wanted to try
[13:23] <skr|Work> and named em off
[13:23] <skr|Work> saying shit like
[13:24] <skr|Work> "Live Nude Girls... hmm.. how about Barely Legal sluts.. or.. Girls gone wild"
[13:24] <skr|Work> then he randomly starts lecturing me about what to do when i'm ready to make love to a woman
[13:25] <Cyc|Laptop> did anyone ever call and just fart into the phone?
[13:25] <skr|Work> lol
[13:25] <bitrix> hahaha
[13:25] <skr|Work> was that you?
[13:26] <Cyc|Laptop> NO!
[13:26] <skr|Work> lies
[13:26] <Cyc|Laptop> hahhaa
[13:26] <skr|Work> i heard some ruffling, then a weird noise, then they hung up
[13:26] <skr|Work> lol
[13:26] <Cyc|Laptop> musta been that old guy
[13:26] <skr|Work> but i wasn't sure what that was
[13:27] <skr|Work> lies
[13:27] <skr|Work> that was YOU
[13:27] <skr|Work> kik
[13:27] <skr|Work> lol
[13:27] <Cyc|Laptop> Yah
[13:28] <Cyc|Laptop> i almost shat myself on that one
[13:28] <skr|Work> LOL
[13:28] <bitrix> rofl

How'd you get his work number?

[15:46] <leif> ya...duke is like john candy
[15:46] <leif> but brown

I'm not able to access the chat network anymore. I had to reboot my computer and after installing Java, i'm still getting a red X. Anyone know why?

<PBB> yeah, it's medically impossible to urinate and ejaculate at the same time
<ShinRa> hmmmm
<ShinRa> that sounds like a challenge

i reccommend the irc. it's a good thing.

<clarkma5> I woke up and my penis was missing again...this happens all the time, it's detachable.
<eighteenseconds> as long as you didn't find it in your ass.
<clarkma5> no, I found it laying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. The guy wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17.
<fiber_optic> GD detachable dick?!
<fiber_optic> i thought of interchangable testicles in high school
<clarkma5> O_o
<fiber_optic> small ones for riding a bike
<fiber_optic> and large ones for beach action
<clarkma5> it's just a song
<clarkma5> King Missile - Detachable Penis
<fiber_optic> uh
<fiber_optic> we are now talking about steak
<clarkma5> hahahaha

*Shudders*

<mtp> losing my virginity is one thing to my parents...getting a girl pregnant is something eles entirely
<Phix> you lost your virginity to your parents?
<mtp> ah
<mtp> crap

mtp = moethepaki

[15:09] <phix> I could use something like that XD
[15:09] <phix> leif, introduce me.
[15:10] <leif> to sex?
[15:10] <leif> no phix...im not doing that

I hate you.

<HarryKim> didnt use fabric softener now my clothes feel like sandpaper
<leif> sissy
<PBB> pansy
<Phix> pussy
<HarryKim> fuck yall

[16:34] <goota> here, some vagina
[16:34] <clarkma5> joey ewww
[16:34] <mtp> my vagina wins

[19:57] <phix> GIVE ME YOUR EXIGE OR I'LL RIP OFF YOUR LEGS AND FUCK YOU THROUGH YOUR STUMPS
[19:57] <eighteenseconds> i only have an elise
[19:57] <eighteenseconds> oh snapz
[19:57] <phix> Oh snapz indeed.
[19:57] <phix> oh snapz YOUR LEGS
[19:57] <phix> that was terrible
[19:57] <phix> i apolgiize
[19:57] <eighteenseconds> its ok. i will probably crash and snapz my own legs anyways
[19:57] <phix> don't say such awful things
[19:58] <phix> imaging a wrecked elise brings a tear to my eye.
[19:58] <phix> go crash and die in a cavalier or something
[19:58] <eighteenseconds> haha
[19:58] <eighteenseconds> yea hits pretty much impossible to crash anyways
[19:58] <eighteenseconds> unless you suck
[19:58] <phix> I really can't see someone buying an Elise as a ... statement.
[19:58] <phix> I mean... it IS pretty small.
[19:58] <phix> And people with small dicks like big things.
[19:59] <phix> I imagine eighteen seconds is the average time it takes for you to get a full hard-on since your penis is so huge and it takes such a long time for it to fully fill up with blood
[19:59] <eighteenseconds> yeah it would be utterly pointless if it wasnt fun to drive
[19:59] <eighteenseconds> D:
[19:59] <phix> Did that last comment totally weird you out?
[19:59] <phix> :o
[19:59] <eighteenseconds> yes.
[19:59] <eighteenseconds> but i'm used to it
[19:59] <phix> Don't worry. I'm scared too....
[20:00] <phix> How? You've only beein in the chat for a few days?
[20:00] <eighteenseconds> i've been in many chats
[20:00] <phix> As perverted/demented/unfocused as DS?
[20:00] <eighteenseconds> and the things my friends discuss are far, far worse
[20:00] <phix> Oh, you've only touched the tip of the iceberg here.
[20:01] <phix> Or as we like to refer to it... the tip of the penis
[20:01] <eighteenseconds> like sewing back on severed and half-chewed and microwaved penises that look like shressed roast beef, (thinly sliced) and proceeding to have sex using it
[20:01] <phix> Your journey down the shaft will be a long one filled with excrement, beatiality, furries, and clarkma5.
[20:01] <eighteenseconds> shredded.
[20:01] <phix> That's not disgusting because it's impossible.
[20:01] <skr> you know
[20:02] <skr> phix, you're the only element to the perversion/dementia/unfocusness
[20:02] <phix> Cutting off your dick then getting antoher guy to fuck you in the hole/stump where your dick was while driving his sharp nails into your nutsack until one of your testicles bursts and/or pops out and biting his nose until it totally breaks off in a mass orgy of cartilige and semen
[20:02] <phix> now THAT'S disturbing
[20:03] <skr> what's more disturbing is that that whole statement went through your mind while typing it
[20:03] <eighteenseconds> or, skinning a man alive, then sewing the skin back togethe rso it's like a an empty skin husk, then filling the husk with shit and fucking it so the shit sprays out of the mouth, into the skinned man's mouth.
[20:04] <skr> oo
[20:04] <skr> i feel a battle coming on
[20:04] <phix> If it's a fight you want
[20:04] <phix> it's a fight you'll get
[20:04] <phix> skr, get the quote machine ready
[20:04] <phix> give me a few minutes
[20:04] <skr> lol
[20:04] <skr> gotta gather your thoughts?
[20:04] <phix> i'm still laughing at that
[20:04] <skr> ahaha
[20:05] <phix> i'm actually picturing it in my head
[20:05] <phix> and i'm lol'ing
[20:05] <skr> HAHAHA
[20:05] <eighteenseconds> yeah, cuz the shit-man0husk would be all plump like the michelin man
[20:05] <eighteenseconds> wtf i cant type
[20:06] <phix> ...man... i don't think i can top that one
[20:06] <phix> A shit-filled skin husk.
[20:06] <phix> That's fucking brilliant.
[20:06] <skr> eighteenseconds: I sure hope you're not as virgin-ly canadian as phix is.
[20:07] <eighteenseconds> like new to canada, or a virgin in canada
[20:07] <skr> which is the latter?
[20:07] <phix> How about cutting open a guys throat, sticking your dick in it and pissing up his esophagus so it comes out the dead guys mouth straight into another guys mouth...
[20:07] <phix> skr, grade me.
[20:07] <phix> How'd I do?
[20:07] <skr> i think i've seen worse
[20:07] <skr> from youo
[20:07] <phix> lol
[20:07] <skr> you*
[20:07] <eighteenseconds> he'd have to be french kissing the guy with the slit throat
[20:08] <eighteenseconds> so thats another level
[20:08] <skr> ah see
[20:08] <phix> i won't lie. i'm still laughing at the Shitelin Man.
[20:08] <skr> i think 18s is just 1 step ahead of you in the thought process
[20:09] <eighteenseconds> lol shitelin man
[20:09] <phix> How about having some guy fuck you with a PVC tube full of razor blades in the ass while you stick your dick into a meat grinder which pumps out the shredded dickmeat straight into another guys mouth who shits it out through a tube which leads into another guys ass
[20:10] <phix> Yeah, see... my brain is scrambled.
[20:10] <eighteenseconds> the guy would have to shit instantly
[20:10] <phix> yeah
[20:10] <phix> uh
[20:10] <skr> LOL
[20:10] <phix> we'll say he had his intestines removed
[20:10] <phix> ...so he could eat them.
[20:10] <phix> In a shit souffle.
[20:10] <eighteenseconds> or he's just been eating this shredded dickmeat for hours beforehand
[20:11] <skr> that was actually a pretty valiant effort phix
[20:11] <skr> but 18s is right
[20:12] <phix> Alright, eighteen.
[20:12] <phix> You won the battle.
[20:12] <eighteenseconds> ok ok, what if you tied a supertight elastic band around a dude's prolapsed anus, so it's full-on sticking out and glistening with purple anusblood, pulsing through the thousands of little veins, like an ulttratight shitstained anal innertube, and you grabbed it and stuffed it into your own ass and then clenched until it burst inside of your colon, then you shit the bloody shit explosion contents into the guy's mouth, and he chugs
[20:12] <eighteenseconds> a college kid
[20:13] <phix> Dude
[20:13] <phix> That even disturbed me.
[20:13] <eighteenseconds> hahaha
[20:13] <phix> I am lol'ing though
[20:13] <skr> he chugs a college kid?
[20:13] <eighteenseconds> like
[20:13] <eighteenseconds> i think the max word limit cut it off
[20:13] <skr> ah
[20:13] <skr> yeah..
[20:13] <skr> but nonetheless
[20:14] <skr> that was quite a knockout punch
[20:14] <goota> fuck i thought me just dressing as hard gay made me gay
[20:14] <goota> but you guys are on another level
[20:14] <eighteenseconds> anyways, now i shall proceed to go and eat my chicken parmesan subway sandwich
[20:14] <phix> Mmm. Toasted?
[20:14] <eighteenseconds> i dunno, my gf bought it
[20:14] <phix> Whoa.
[20:14] <phix> You have a g/f.
[20:14] <eighteenseconds> so probably untoasted and half eaten
[20:15] <phix> skr, this guy says more disturbing things than I do and he has a g/f....
[20:15] <phix> that gives me so much hope
[20:15] <phix> eighteenseconds, you've enlightenened me. but our next meeting won't be so one-sided.
[20:15] <phix> This is only the beginning of the Shitcasades.
[20:16] <eighteenseconds> i look forward to our next magical journey
[20:16] <eighteenseconds> Gone:[i swear to got i am not fucking a shitelin man][8:17:06 pm]

I felt shitty about staying at work late until I saw what you guys discussed while I was gone.

Ok forum, we have to buy phix a stripper and record the aftermath.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...and so on.

<clarkma5> fucking grocery store >:O
<clarkma5> cost me $170 last time I went
<cyclonemobile> lol
<cyclonemobile> I usually spend 30126
<clarkma5> that's your zip code O_o
<cyclonemobile> wtf
<cyclonemobile> I meant 30
<cyclonemobile> this thing has t9

O-o

<moethepaki> i cum oil

[03:46] <phix> cause you suck it literally :o
[03:46] <phix> and probably swallow, too.
[03:46] <clarkma5> I acquire it slowly and enjoy it thoroughly
[03:46] <McKhaos> gredy bastard
[03:46] <McKhaos> you want it all
[03:46] <clarkma5> yes
[03:46] <phix> are we still talking about dicks?
[03:46] <clarkma5> well, not "enough" per se

that's entirely out of context >:O

O RLY ?

<eighteenseconds> btw, i dunno, i like my supercars with some grit on them
[00:44] <phix> bonus points if you split your ass open like a melon beforehand.
[00:45] <phix> Grit?
[00:45] <phix> Is there even such a supercar in existence?
[00:45] <eighteenseconds> yeah, like it could bottom out and get mud and shit on it and it wouldnt look bad
[00:45] <eighteenseconds> there are.
[00:45] <phix> I don't think such a thing exists besides actual race cars.
[00:45] <clarkma5> wtf is wrong with me?
[00:45] <eighteenseconds> glass roofs are immediately disqualified
[00:45] <phix> Great.
[00:45] <phix> clark is losing it.
[00:45] <phix> eighteenseconds is drunk.
[00:45] <eighteenseconds> hahaha
[00:45] <phix> and i'm still a virgin.
[00:45] <clarkma5> anytime I take off my shirt I start sweating like someone turned on the faucet, regardless of temperature and what I'm doing.
[00:45] <phix> What a night.
[00:46] <clarkma5> put my shirt back on, it stops
[00:46] <eighteenseconds> wtf put that shit back on
[00:46] <clarkma5> it makes no fucking sense
[00:46] <phix> Dr. Phix is on the case.
[00:46] <phix> I prescribe fire.

[03:44] <Cyc|Laptop> my F:\ drive has the porn
[03:44] <Cyc|Laptop> F as in FAP
[03:44] <Cyc|Laptop> Shit i dont care if anyone looks in my porn folder
[03:44] <Cyc|Laptop> i keep a picture of my nuts in my documents just to teach people not to snoop
[03:44] <PBB> lol
[03:44] <FlawlesStyle> lmfao
[03:44] <Cyc|Laptop> im not kidding either
[03:44] <Cyc|Laptop> it fucking works
[03:45] <Cyc|Laptop> someone sees a pic of my nuts
[03:45] <Cyc|Laptop> they stop looking
[03:45] <Cyc|Laptop> its worked 4 times so far

[16:05] <clarkma5>
[16:05] <clarkma5> I also prefer coke to pepsi
[16:05] <clarkma5> wow, I actually typed out "pepsi" as "penis" and then had to correct myself
[16:05] <PBB> lolololololol

[00:11] <FlawlesStyle> burning semen?
[00:11] <FlawlesStyle> it's like a tiny holocaust

[22:28] <FlawlesStyle> and it's so fucking late already
[22:28] <phix> have nicki do it
[22:28] <phix> She's your woman.
[22:28] <phix> She should do some womanly duties.
[22:28] <phix> If she says no
[22:28] <phix> Give her the 5-smack-oh.
[22:28] <FlawlesStyle> she'd have to drive over 200 miles
[22:28] <phix> Then she'd better get started.
[22:28] <FlawlesStyle> she can't drive
[22:29] <phix> She can run, can't she?
[22:29] <phix> Once she gets to your house
[22:29] <phix> smash her kneecaps in
[22:29] <phix> as punishment
[22:29] <phix> ....and I wonder why I don't have a g/f.
[22:29] <PBB> she'll runfaster if you shoot as her
[22:29] * phix was kicked by Lp2003 (Lp2003)
[22:29] * phix has joined #dieselstation
[22:29] * DieselStation sets mode: +o phix
[22:30] <phix> lol
[22:30] <skr> LOL
[22:30] <FlawlesStyle> lmao
[22:30] <FlawlesStyle> pwnt

Man, I hate time zones, I miss all the good shit.

I don't stay much beyond 10, after that the place gets too wild for me.

<DarkFox1> I can whack it to my imagination
<DarkFox1> lol
<DarkFox1> bbl
<trail_boss2> lmao you couldnt have picked a worse time to say "bbl"

[20:20] <leif> but I mean, I have no clue what my anus looks like
[20:21] <leif> no clue
[20:21] <eghtnscnds> look in a mirror
[20:21] <leif> no!
[20:21] <eghtnscnds> why not?
[20:21] <clarkma5> pfft now you're making yourself ignorant
[20:21] <leif> I don't want to know...I want my anus to be a stranger
[20:21] * Lp2003|class is now known as Lp2003
[20:22] <leif> the less I know about him, and what he does when I alseep the better
[20:22] <eghtnscnds> what if you have a hideous anus wound and you need to stitch it and theres no doctors because of the zombie invasion?
[20:23] <leif> well then, its been nice knowing you...
[20:23] <eghtnscnds> admit it. you'd use a makeshift mirror. and sitch. dat. anus.
[20:23] <goota> i know i would
[20:23] <leif> maybe...but I would get really fucking drunk first, so I wouldnt remember it

<Hexagone> my dad had that renault
<Hexagone> it had some 30odd horsepower
<siefert> what is 30odd in sae standards?
<clarkma5> about 28, siefert
<siefert> thx

phix: you should have gone to necrophilia before homosexuality.
midnight|REMcycle: truth^^^^^^^^^
clarkma5: o:
midnight|REMcycle: whoops

The whole thing is funnier, dakian:

<Dakian> do what I do
<Dakian> dont talk about cars
<Dakian> with anyone
<phix> you should have gone to necrophilia before homosexuality. :/
<midnight|REMcycle> truth^^^^^^^^^
<midnight|REMcycle> whoops
<midnight|REMcycle> one line too late.

I like my chop better

<PBB> haha, i'm d/ling this 700 mb video but i have no idea what it is
<PBB> just that the tracker is a porn tracker
<PBB> it'll be like christmas morning when it's done
<phix> pbb, get a girlfriend. :/
<PBB> YOU ARE NOT ONE TO TALK.