[17:01] <Cyclone-fappingtoPBB> post pics of your weiner
[17:01] <dukenukem> uploading

[16:04] <skr|work> I CAN, but the question is, WILL I?
[16:05] <dukenukem> for some big salty balls ?
[16:05] <skr|work> only if they're chocolate, and they belong to chef
[16:05] <dukenukem> i could wear a chef's hat
[16:05] <skr|work> how about
[16:06] <skr|work> I watch cyclone lick your balls
[16:06] <skr|work> actually
[16:06] <skr|work> ugh
[16:06] <skr|work> n/m
[16:06] <skr|work> i just realized what I typed

I knew you were gay.

oh yea? well take this!

[16:48] * Cyclone is now known as fairyprincess5

We must rebuild!

<z0ne`> Btw, can you read french, leif?
<leif> I can barely read english

clark, come back to #dieselstation. bring that big fat dick of yours, too.

PHIX YOU CAME BACK TO THE CHAT?

awww man I missed it. :[

[12:54] <phix> But
[12:54] <phix> i'm back
[12:54] <phix> And
[12:54] <phix> 2 months of quotes gone.
[12:54] <phix> I must rebuild.
[12:54] <phix> For the good of DS.
[12:54] <phix> And fake-homosexuality everywhere.
[12:55] <skr|work> fake?

i found my old account guys!

Quick, change his password again.

01:54.49 ( &Cyc|Laptop ) hes not a bad guy just he makes dumb decisions >:o
01:54.55 ( &Cyc|Laptop ) Scion tC
01:54.56 ( &Cyc|Laptop ) need I say more!?

Quoting yourself is lame, Cyclone.

Yeah it is

fayl

[11:01] <moethepaki> watch out for arab womenz btw...they look like the most gorgeous women on the planet...but too find out which ones are real and which ones are fake you need to chuck them into a pool
[11:02] <goota> haha moe why? so the makeup comes off?
[11:02] <moethepaki> exactly
[11:02] <moethepaki> we call them "oil spills"
[11:02] * goota takes notes
[11:02] <goota> HAHAHAHA
[11:02] <skr|work> ROFL
[11:02] <skr|work> HAHAHAAHAH

hahaha, man fucking classic

It doesn't even really matter what was said after that.

[21:42] <phix> I bet the people at the plant where they make the SBCs are some of the most redneck fucking hicks ever.
[21:42] <phix> They've got fucking pigs on the assembly line, lol
[21:43] <phix> And everyone in the factory is related by blood.
[21:43] <PBB> hahahahahahhaa they're canadians
[21:43] <PBB> seriously.
[21:43] <phix> rofl
[21:44] <phix> well that backfired.


pwnt.

[11:44] <phix> Fucking walk up behind her
[11:44] <phix> slam a keyboard in the back of her head
[11:44] <phix> have your way with her
[11:45] <phix> then fire the foreign guy
[11:45] <phix> and blame it on him
[11:45] <phix> SeE? I'm a God for Women.
[11:45] <skr|work> shut up virgin
[11:45] <skr|work> XD
[11:45] <goota> phix, i have doubts about you ever losing your virginity

True on two accounts.

Hey Phix when we meet up in hell bring some hot dogs and ill devirginise you with one.

[18:35]<dukenukem> the customs guy actually asked me .. why are you wearing a torn shoe
[18:35] <milkmandan> you shoulda told him you were trying to get the bomb to fit
[18:36] <dukenukem> i am brown
[18:36] <dukenukem> they are suspicious as it is
[18:36] <milkmandan> exactly

<duke> what is your major in hippy ?
<leif> Molecular Genetics
<leif> I make dinosaurs in my lab from blood extracted from mosquitos trapped in amber 65 million years ago
<duke> so you will be working on rats ?
<leif> nope
<leif> Dinosaurs
<leif> rats are Mammals
<duke> when did i say they werent ?
<leif> I told you what I do...and you asked if im woking with rats...obviously you thought rats were dinosaurs

Poor Duke...300BHP is obviously scrambling his brain

Actually, Leif's the retard here. IRC will display the local response (leif) quicker than a remote response (Duke) if both people hit enter at the same time. So on most everyone else's computer, Duke's reply was first.

[17:51] <duke> what is your major in hippy ?
[17:51] <leif> Molecular Genetics
[17:53] <duke> so you will be working on rats ?
[17:53] <leif> I make dinosaurs in my lab from blood extracted from mosquitos trapped in amber 65 million years ago
[17:53] <leif> nope
[17:53] <leif> dinosaurs
[17:53] <leif> rats are mamals
[17:53] <leif> mammals
[17:54] <duke> when did i say they werent ?

there musta been something wrong with my connection...cut it was like 30 seconds after I posted my "Jurassic Park" responce before I got the rat comment...

you failed hippy.


Thanks PBB.

[19:07] <skr|slack> what's your budget on a new video card?
[19:07] <trail_boss2|sick> Ukk oribabkt gi vacj ri ab nvidea card this time
[19:07] <trail_boss2|sick> lol I had my fingers on the wrong keys
[19:07] <trail_boss2|sick> Ill probably go back to nividea this time around
[19:07] <skr|slack> that totally passed off as some scandanavian language to me
[19:07] <skr|slack> rofl


rishi Looks Swedish.

No, that looks polish.

Yo wft is going on with the chat thing its all like unable to find shit and yo...

What?

EXACTLY!

[13:22] <skr|work> we'll see who the noob is here
[13:22] <PBB> because of the ground effects
[13:23] <leif> your the Noob SKR
[13:23] <skr|work> you're*
[13:23] <leif> ok
[13:23] <leif> well truth be told...in this room i think your the noob
[13:23] <leif> maybe FS is newer
[13:23] <skr|work> you're*
[13:24] <leif> canadian spelling is your
[13:24] <phix> ugh
[13:24] <phix> leif
[13:24] <phix> stfu
[13:24] <skr|work> and you wonder why i hate canada so much.
[13:24] <phix> you're runing canada for the rest of us
[13:24] <phix> *ruining

I used to be able to connect to mirc here at the firehouse but now I get an error saying I cant connect. Nothing has changed that I know of (unless the state of ohio is watching me in which case I would like a raise please) so I'm not sure why it wont connect now. Any ideas?

that was the same issue i was having when i posted drunk yesterday.

apparently trail boss makes the best use of his time at the firehouse.

lol I never figured it out so I just took a nap instead. I only got to sleep for a few minutes then we had calls the rest of my shift.

03:44.33 ( %dylan ) It's weird how people know that someone's gay before they themselves do.
03:44.34 ( +Cyc|NOTGAY ) lol
03:44.49 ( %dylan ) Or atleast from what I've seen.
03:44.54 ( +phix ) Awww, did you learn that today in Macaroni Plate making class, dylan?
03:45.00 .•• dylan sets #QA mode +b *!*@pier-5AB4B3A.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
03:45.00 .•• info: This ( *!*@pier-5AB4B3A.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com ) ban affects: ( +phix )
03:45.04 .•• phix has been kicked by dylan ( dylan )

Kicked by DieselStation rishi

Edit: >:O Diesel don't edit the pwnage by DieselStation.

I got kicked my first time.

Whoever kicked you is really trying to say he likes you, but doesn't know how to convey his emotions well.

Yeeep.

You joined and Cyclone banned you.

I'm sure he knew that.

Then again... he is moe.

[15:02] <Dakian|Mactop> JC SAID IT IT MUST BE TRUE
[15:11] <Cyclone> shut up
[15:11] * Viper007Bond has quit IRC (Quit: <?php exit(); ?>)
[15:11] <Cyclone> HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME IM DAKIAN I HATE ON COOL THINGS CAUSE IM SUCH A REBEL
[15:15] <Dakian|Mactop> stfu baldie
[15:15] <Cyclone> shut up you fucking douche
[15:18] <Dakian|Mactop> be quiet you damned backward assed KKK member
[15:18] <Cyclone> wtf
[15:18] <Dakian|Mactop> i dunno
[15:19] <Dakian|Mactop> you look like a racist though
[15:19] <Cyclone> Oh, wow dakian
[15:19] <Cyclone> Please, stop talking
[15:20] <Cyclone> you're just continuing to make yourself look like a fucking retard
[15:21] <Cyclone> i bet you look at random black people going "He's probably killed a dozen people"
[15:21] <Dakian|Mactop> Cyclone you have me confused with Leif
[15:24] <skr|work> both of you guys look like tards
[15:24] <Cyclone> shut up fatty
[15:24] <skr|work> lol
[15:24] <Cyclone> go sell some E to 12 yearolds
[15:25] <skr|work> and you're calling dakian out for being a tard? XD
[15:25] <Cyclone> Okay go buy some E from diesel
[15:25] <Cyclone> ;p
[15:26] <skr|work> can't, spent all my money on getting fat at mcdonalds.


XD

That reminds me, today at Grainger (uiuc's engineering library) I saw this ad:

(I googled for the image since I didn't think to take a pic myself)

So yes, just give it a while skr, and you won't go broke due to food costs xD

hahaha thats like the first ad from mcdonalds i like.