QUOTE(Gonzo0903 @ May 29 2004, 10:41 PM)
Frank: Gee, Joe, you look depressed
Joe: I am...my wife left me and ran off with a tractor salesman!
Frank: How do you know he's a tractor salesman?
Joe: This morning in the mail I got a John Deere letter!


I thought you had assembled an imaginary conversation between me and a guy named Joe.