On February 4th, OHirtenfelder informed us that Christian Bale is "very possibly the biggest dickhead in the world". On Saturday, Clarkma5 informed us that Chuck Norris is "a dogmatic, unreasoanable, hateful douchebag".

If this doesn't call for a democratic resolution, I don't know what does. Which of the two injects a larger stream of fragrant-smelling and pH-unbalancing cleanser into soiled vajayjays?

Well you know my vote

I think Christian Bale's tirade has been pretty well explained and apologized for. Same can't be said for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' hype is so annoying I can't go with anyone else.

There needs to be an "other" option.

The poll question is "bigger," not "biggest," so unless they're exactly tied, there is no third option.

Chuck Norris. Just look at him!

you're missing the third option...



gah, still love that picture.

You are a wannabe douche. That gives you a fail.

Duke, stop making fun of retards. It's not cool , yo !
Just look at that poor soul. He blacked out the SILVER logo on a SILVER car. I bet he rode the REALLY short bus at school.

Since you linked me to this thread I'll come out of the grave to put in my 2shits.

The blacked out logo looks stupid by itself. If you're going to do blacked out (which looks stupid on anything but a black car imo), at least black out the BIIIGGGGGGG chrome grill on the front of the car and the VW logo on the front as well.

How the fuck did a base model Jetta with mods and some ugly wheels make it on VWVortex anyways?

^your avatar is the biggest douchebag!

Wait .. are you trying to prove he is awesome ?

Had me in stitches.

I am a Christian Bale fan more than Chuck but this was funny. http://www.guzer.com/videos/chuck_norris_facts.php

^ No images in sigs, n00b.