A gem in the interwebz, I found this great example of a Spectra with blue "carbon fiber" everything.








That is a door jam if you were wondering.

Damn, yo!

Fuckin' baller car right der, yo. Sheeet, fuckin' done up'n'all... a man who takes pride in his whip dun matter what tis is is still a mad pussy magnet, homes.

Phix loves it, it's Korean.

Muthafucka, do we look like we're in fuckin' Korea, shitlicker? Sheeet, we be in da muthafucka U.S. of fuckin' A, fucka! Greatest muthafuckin' country in the fuckin' WORLD, bitch!

You just keep sendin' dem balla barrels of oil and we don't fuckin' make yo whole fuckin' shit ass arab curry stank ass hairy ass muthafuckin' country into SAND, BITCH! HOLLA!

are you high?

You'll keep getting them at the prices I like...

Moe, I've always wondered. How did our oil end up underneath your sand?

Wherez mah deescount yo motha fukaa

In his new gold plated Lamborghini, where else ?

Well, you used up your own...so someone had to rip you off...



That's so cliche, I went for a black Maserati Gran Turismo.

Actually the assholes dont want to use their own ... for now




Dont be lying dawg .. the desi in you wont let you buy anything thats not japanese

Ok, but aren't you required by law to own at least 3 gold plated Lamborghinis and 4 platinum plated Rolls Royces?

My dad was showing me some stuff from work yesterday, apparently current estimates say the US has enough oil to last them about a 100 years. Saudi has enough for four times that...

Yeah, I have a gold-plated Accord with a tissue box on the rear deck.



I keep them hidden.

3 Spoke rims FTW

Moe, every self-respecting middle eastern oil baron has one of these in his personal fleet:


ASTON MARTIN LAGONDA








Extra points if you have a tacky ass body kit on it.

^ You know, I keep hearing about how most of those were sold in the ME. Yet, I've never come across one in my life.