Razor, no offense, but I wonder how many of your posts are something along the lines of "that's funny!"

Wait a couple minutes and because I'm so bored, I'll get you the EXACT number.

EDIT: ~45, and I threw in ones that were only "epic win" or "epic fail" from my earlier days on here. That makes up roughly 3.097% of my posts. Well, there you are. And don't even pretend that this Bjorn-McKhaos conversation wasn't funny.

Hey guys, stfu for a second.

Recent purchase:

BBS RM barrels for $200 bucks. Classy shit. Picking up a set of staggered Porsche D90s today. By the way, my car is being worked on, but that sure doesn't mean I can't go around picking up fly wheeeeeeeels.



woooooooo

What are you going to do with 1.5 sets of wheels?

....what do you plan on doing with Porsche wheels?

slow down his car

Selling them for a profit....COME ON YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW HE WORKS YET?

oh, well i guess that makes sense.
VW owners will pay out their ass for anything !

I was trying to give him the benefit of doubt.... seriously, this little VW of his won't last that long. I bet my life on it.

It may be gone in about 4 hours.

So, what's the profit multiplier this time?

See? I told you all.

GTI is gone. RIP. After picking it up from dubwerks, the shop owner told me i would be better off finding something better, because mine has too much work to be made worthwhile. Few hours later, a guy on vwvortex traded me his 1993 Camry LE v6 with 112k ((KM)) +$1500. Only very minor (and odd) spot of rust, because the rest of the car's body is mint. In the end, this is a 1993 Camry LE for $3100 after everything I have spent on the GTI. Fair enough, it'll be on ebay tomorrow. I don't like toyotas, and people flock to low mileage examples like crazy. A lesson in buying with your heart well learned. Financially I came out good, so I'm content. We'll see how this pans out, but I am going to find myself a honda when school is over with the camry being sold as well. yep.

Flame suit is on.

Not at all, your too early in your "career" to have such a financial burden. You need some transportation that you can rely on a daily basis.

Congrats.
your brown.

So, GTI sold. Camry sold. Soon the future Honda will be sold as well. You should open your own dealership... but you'd probably end up selling the land in a matter of hours before even getting to the building development work.

How about you don't post about cars that you're only going to own for a week? It's not especially interesting...especially auto Camrys from '93.

At least its not piece of fuck Volvo's.

HAY LOOK AT MY NEW RADIO ITS SPECIAL ITS IN THE GLOVEBOX.

Bah humbug.

.....that seems incredibly out of place in this thread. Jordan's Volvo should only be referenced in the most dire of situations.

Indeed. For lesser situations such as this, please feel free to reference boost's Jetta.

Just referenced my DS User's Manual, and I apologize. Wrong situation here.

Would nismo's Prelude with FOUR WHEEL STEERING ™ be sufficient? Need assistance.

Shame you had to let it go, nice Camry though. I've always liked that bodystyle, and if it had a manual it would've been a keeper for me.

Not really. That would apply to a "dumbass" situation. This is more of a "retarded" situation. See rule 57Q for more information regarding that.

Man, I love DS. Seriously.

^ QFT.

57Q is a little ambiguous on the whole "retarded" situation. I went ahead and looked through the bylaws, and under Section IV, Paragraph 1.3, I'm "hitherto authorized to make following references in cases of debauchery, retardation, and/or questioning of sexual preference:
- Umberto and following agents
- Clark's sexual tendencies
- Phix's 'massive 14 inch penis - caveat: must actually demonstrate phallic imagery ergo cock and balls placement on screen
- Xenu
- Expression of lament over death of caturday
...
- Anything aforementioned member "nismo" has been involved in, from sexual activity to general lack of sexual activity
- PENDING LEGISLATIVE APPROVAL April 20, 2008: South African political state

Any situation neither conforming to nor appropriately befitting to these laws may be examined under Section V: b00st is a douche."

So I'm getting this a little mixed up. I'm pretty sure that I'm missing some bylaws regarding the targeting of specific members in specific situations, but extreme Jewish stereotypes are more vague, as they don't really fit under anything in Section IV or V.

Should I focus my inquiry on the DS' Statuates and Laws-in-Process, or is this more a question for the Admin Justices? Mitlov, you've got a background in this particular area, under area would this fall?

Wait...is there really a Section IV and V somewhere? Is this some of that IRQ shit that I'm perpetually behind on (as I don't actually do anything related to IRQ)?

Jewish stereotypes will either cause laughter, or the Unrelenting Wrath of the Zionist Ambulance-Chaser ™, depending on the perceived intent behind the un-PC comment. Yes, that rule places complete discretion in my hands and allows me to be utterly arbitrary. No, I don't give a damn.

^GOLD.

And it's IRC btw.

I recommend this thread for the Legends forum.

By the way, Jewish stereotypes that aren't used to justify the killing of Jews in the past, present, and future are totally cool and will never incur the aforementioned Unrelenting Wrath of the Zionist Ambulance-Chaser™. Jews suck at sports? Yeah! Jews, with the exception of Natalie Portman, are dorky-looking? Yeah, no joke. Jewish males are momma's boys? Have yet to find a counter-example. Jewish mothers nag and overprotect? Same answer.

But if you say, or imply, that it's okay to blow up a pizza parlor or spray bullets into a Bat Mitzvah because of some line on some map, then it's on.

I know a Jewish slut. Is this theoretically possible?

She got offended when I compared her to a very used car.

Well, yeah, I'd be offended to if you compared me to your mom, too.

OH DIS

Just an hero, right now.

Dude, Jewish girls are easy.* Where have you been?

* Orthodox excepted. But you don't want to get with them anyway, cause doing the dirty with an Orthodox gal means you gotta get hitched and rub your foreskin on a cheese-grater.