I'm old and worn out. I would like to meet a hot young stupid girl. I have some neat stuff to trade for your time:

1)Original girls schwinn cruiser

2)Easy bake oven

3)Rock'um Sock'um Robots (blue dude rocks!)

4)Hula hoop and pogo stick

I would trade the bike if you allow yourself to be seen with me. The oven could be had for your promise not to laugh at my hump back. I really don't want to give up the robots. The hula hoop could be yours if you've have recently had lipo-suction and don't want all the fat (penis enhancement).

You really have to be a bit dull, because I like to remain in control of women. And you must be hot because I want my friends to envy me. And you must be young because I am old. I'm not looking for an equal, just a stupid girl to help me cope with this stupid world and make me feel good about myself in front of my friends.

Now a bit about me. I am well adjusted with a great attitude.


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