I don't know where the brake lights are. I don't know where the rear turn signals are. It has no windshield wipers. It looks retarded. I hate my neighbors.

Give it a nice stripe with your key.

J/K, but seriously, what the fuck is that shit? A custom job, no doubt, but it came out looking like a big Matchbox car from one of the "new" series.

Seriously no windshield wipers or headlights? Is that even legal?

You should have left the license plate unblurred so some lurker here could track 'em down and blow up the truck / shoot the owner.

It does have headlights, they're in their normal position behind the new grill. You just can't see them unless you look straight at them.

The brake lights are most likely in a led strip between the roll pan and and tailgate. They would also serve as turn signals.

or theyre still there, flushly mounted and special paint. dont hate just because it's not your style clarkma... im sure he loves it, and for what its worth it seems to be done pretty cleanly

I'm sorry, this isn't ANYONE's style on this board. It's stupid. And whatever exhaust he has on it sucks.

...exhaust = intake... ?

...terrible joke.

Well at least it came off as a joke, that's a start.

I was looking at the buildings and I was thinking that it looked really familiar... then I saw it was you who posted... LOL! I don't think I've been over since these guys moved in...

Actually the guy who owns this truck has been here the whole time (different apartment). He must've either just got this truck or just brought it to the apartment or something.

These aren't the assclowns who share the wall with you? Man, are you really gonna miss Stafford that much?

Different assclowns. And you just watch, we'll get THE WORST neighbors possible at Valencia, just to spite you for saying that.

You picked the end unit. I wanted the units by the pool for the view of them women.

Well, by getting the end unit we cut the odds of getting retarded neighbors in half.

A+ logic

The taillights are probably a LED strip under the tailgate.

And also the odds of seeing hot chiks skinny dipping by 100%

View on pool > lousy neighbors

He never said they were hot.

He didnt say there weren't either.

He is an engineering student... at an engineering college if I remember correctly.... so the odds are that they aren't.

Our school breakdown of chicks:
* 70% hot as fuck
* 20% hotter than that
* 5% your average hot
* 3% average
* 2% "outliers"

Damn, then I retract my statement

Also, I'm a business major at one of the hottest campuses (as rated by an independent source, some company that goes around reviewing schools on several criteria) and we also get great reviews for weather. Net net of it all... Hot Chicks. Mini Skirts.

I'll vouch for the fact that there are multitudes of attractive women at CalPoly and in SLO in general, even though I don't really care.

That's how hot our school is.

It still didn't keep him from going to the darkside.... :/

That could have been before he got here...

When do i get to visit you??

so, about that truck

WOMEN. Get with the program. Gosh.

It IS SLO...

mung, you should do what goota did. Dress up as Hard Gay and get ALL the chicks.

If that truck had a different set of wheels and a few bits cleaned up, it'd look awesome. Oh, and a different color.

Dont get your hopes up, the pool at valencia sucks. No women ever go in there, better chance of seeing women is getting a view of Ramona drive and looking across to people sitting in the sun in front of their house.


Hahaha fuck yes, im doing that again this year :]

That looks pretty nice, I like it.

Especially the colour.

Motion to ban? Did you read the rest of this thread?

Motion to ban seconded. colddayin-hell, try this instead as a forum, you'll fit in PERFECTLY there.

Clarkma's interest in the girls at your school breaks down as:

* 0% hot as fuck
* 0% hotter than that
* 0% your average hot
* 0% average
* 0% "outliers"


I dunno how I missed this before!