For readers who watch what they eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It is a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

Facts

1. Japanese people eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.


Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

thats why I eat what I want, drink as much beer as possible, and speak ebonics

Eating whatever/whenever
Drinking beer
^^^As much as possible
ebonics

somehow i think it has more to do with the kinds of fat we eat, BUT without spoiling all the fun...

beer!
wine!
food in general!

still being skinny afterwards?

ebonics

I guess then I'm lucky I'm bilingual (sp?). I also now l33t speak (as well as advanced 1337 speak!!).

Great, now learn fucking English, it seems you don't KNOW that one yet.

edit: Actually you may have meant to say it that way, either way it doesnt make any sense.