Piece of shit. Thats the last time you won't wake me up.

What did you use to smash it up?

His head of course...

Cyclone is hard core. He doesn't need to use his head, he karate chopped it with his pinky.

Nah, only Chuck Norris could do that. I used a 40lb weight instead

That is awesome! I've been maning to do that for a long long time. You just inspired my to live out my fantasy.

I use my cellphone as my morning alarm. I be damned if i were to do that.

I had an old alarm clock next to my computer (it was put there so I physically have to get out of bed to turn it off) that I threw a lacrosse ball at and nearly broke my monitor one morning

Now I just use the alarm on my phone because it's deathly annoying.

Best alarm clock evar.

nice job you did there cyclone!

i have a special clock for me(im hard of hearing, but after i take off my implant, im deaf at night) that has a vibrator which i can put under the bed and it sometimes wakes me up, but it also makes the light flash as well. anyway one morning, it wakes me up and i turned it off and went back to sleep and then it woke me up and it pissed me off so i punched the fuck out of it. it was still going off!

Dude...
Can you help me with my neighbors landscapers?
Assholes started mowing the lawn at 7am.

Probably user error.












Cell phone alarm clock ftw.

Clark, does that make a really loud, electronic beep? I had one with large digits like that which was very loud and horrible; yet effective.

w00t ROCK IT Cyclone show that inanimate object who is boss!

My alarm clock is not only better than that it's also the only Sony product I've used that has never failed. I'll post a picture this evening.

Even that doesn't work for me.
Getting out of bed, walking over to my alarm clock on the other side of the room, turning it off and going back to bed without waking up used to be fairly routine. Many times I'd wake up hours late and discover the alarm clock cord was unplugged.
So I bought one of those electrical outlet timers that turns on my lamp a few minutes before the alarm goes off.

Just to counter that i had my phone set to ring 5 minutes after the alarm clock and TV set to go off a minute later. Still managed to be late for a exam.

My alarm clock is across the room from my bed just because there's really no other place to put it. What happens to me is that I'll spring out of bed to turn it off and, due to standing up so quickly, I'll get light-headed and lay back down on my bed...sometimes falling asleep again.

I tried the alarm-clock out of reach routine. Turns out, if I stretched far enough I could reach it without getting out of bed.

And if you look close you can see what time I get up in the morning.

i see arrows in the reflection?

what? where?

It says 9:00.

No, he took the pic at 9 PM. It looks like he wakes up somewhere around 7 or 8 (it's the arrows in the clocks that you can just barely see below the time).

you're all retarded.

My clock goes off at 6 am every monday-friday. I walk over to it, hit the "on" button and it switches from beep to radio.

Then i take a piss.

What is with all these light timers and baseball bats and shit? Its an alarm clock, don't be hatin.

The one on the left sets the hour and the one on the right sets the minute. 5:40 AM

oh shizzle o:

REM sleep cycles, learn about them.

I actually love waking up during your lightest period... feels good to actually get out of bed.

That rarely happens for me. Maybe 1 in 15 times I will feel great getting out of bed. For the entire sleep cycle, from REM though Stage3, takes about 1,5hr. Somehow, I can never work it out to wake up during pre-REM stages so I can be energized