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Mr b00st

May 7 2006, 06:16 AM

ahhh, ok, so i'm checking my email account (which is, btw, pantz1028@yahoo.com)

and i get an email from Al Pennington. I know a guy named al pennington, so i open it.

Here's what i get.

QUOTE

Date: Sat, 06 May 2006 17:42:11 +0400
From: "Al Pennington" <wzvqunjnjlhd@comune.novara.it> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: Send an Instant Message pantywishes@yahoo.com
Subject: Listen to

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-It's herbal solution what hasn't side effect, but has 100% guaranted
results!

-Don't lose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be
impressed with results!

Clisk here: http://chipmedal.info

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backplate chef
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chamber felice dwindle
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dishwasher glyceride implant profligacy hadley preemptor crew unanimous
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now just what the dirty fuck is a cowpea?

Phix

May 7 2006, 06:39 AM

Wrong. I still have the best spam email.

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Subject: [Bulk] For your wife’s last b-day you gave her a vibrator because of your hopeless Erectile Dysfunction.

You think you need a crane to lift your dick?
Soft Cialis Tabs is a better way to do it.

(link)

W@nna h0ld a brick on your dick? Try our Soft Cialis Tabs. (Warning: don’t try it).

Mr b00st

May 7 2006, 07:00 AM

hahahaha but you don't have all the cool random words at the end.

z0ne

May 7 2006, 09:57 AM

Phix: the "crane to life your dick" statement is hands-down the funnyist thing i've read

Autovisie

May 8 2006, 02:08 AM

QUOTE(Mr b00st @ May 7 2006, 05:00 PM)

hahahaha but you don't have all the cool random words at the end.

I always get spam which has those random words..

Mr b00st

Oct 30 2006, 04:54 PM

sorry for the bump, i got a better spam:

QUOTE

She poured a brownish-red muck over his left ankle.

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You've Read About Them In The Papers

Now you Can O.r.d.e.r it From our o`nline SHOP!

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I'N'C'H'E'S...

Within the first 2 m`onths 99% of subjects studied had reported
noticable g'ains of 2-cm 6-cm.

100% Satisfaction Guarantee or we’ll return your money back!

Clit here: http://frontontp.com

caterpillar It crossed my mind that you'd been out of your room, but
then I thought, No, that's impossible. He kept seeing her fingers as they
sank into the rat's body.

PAULIE_D

Oct 30 2006, 05:05 PM

QUOTE

Dear client.
You always dreamt to rock hard erections… This successful product is created especially for you, guys

Let’s make our ejaculation like steel

Enter: http://xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx/
We thank you for being our customer!

Mr b00st

Oct 30 2006, 05:07 PM

aaaaahahaha

i still can't get over "he kept seeing her fingers as they sank into the rats body."

why the fuck do they think i'd do business with them? SPAM must be a joke.

WardLarson

Oct 30 2006, 05:30 PM

QUOTE

Sergius Deckman
<jose@carouselindustries.com> to me
Oct 25 (5 days ago)

Hi,
VlhAGRA for less

the rain-eroded gully until we found a dry spot under an overhanging
Leave.

herkalees

Oct 30 2006, 08:24 PM

You all know why they're written like they are right? It help them to get around spam filters.

infinity

Oct 30 2006, 09:17 PM

Pinecone

Oct 30 2006, 09:30 PM

l never knew that.

dukenukem

Oct 30 2006, 09:45 PM

QUOTE(infinity935 @ Oct 30 2006, 11:17 PM)

dont act like you knew it.

herkalees

Oct 31 2006, 05:18 AM

QUOTE(infinity935 @ Oct 31 2006, 12:17 AM)

Cool cool, I'm sure some people know, but I can't possibly be aware who does and doesn't. My statement was for the unaware.

PAULIE_D

Oct 31 2006, 06:30 PM

QUOTE(herkalees @ Oct 30 2006, 11:24 PM)

You all know why they're written like they are right? It help them to get around spam filters.

I think it's only a matter of time until we all start speaking / typing in "spam-speak." It's a big conspiracy, people. Be afraid.

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