Hi!

I am new this way, my name is Nano and I from Spain.
I have a Renault Sport Clio RS2, with 172bhp and 1035kg of weight, is a compact car very amused.
I hope to learn many things with you.
I´m sorry my level of English, but I must use a translator to be able to speak with you.

A greeting, Nano.

you can speak spanish if you want. I'll translate what I can.

A welcome, bankie.

Welcome Ibi2!

Please post a picture of your car in the User's Rides section!

/NP

Koof: If you want to translate for our new member please do so via PM, not in threads. Thanks.

Thanks! (Gracias)

Bueno, tengo 21 años y llevo mucho tiempo visitando esta página, las fotos que hay son espectaculares, si bien jamás había entrado al foro.

Espero poder pasar grandes momentos aquí.

Supongo que mi coche no será conocido por ustedes, cualquier duda que tengan acerca de él no duden en preguntármela.

Un saludo!

PD: La verdad es que tendría que ser yo el que tradujera antes de escribir en el foro pues ustedes hablan Inglés y el foro es Inglés

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Good, I am 21 years old and I carry a lot of time visiting this page, the photos that there is are spectacular, though had never entered al forum.

I expect to be able to pass large moments here.

I suppose that my car will not be known by you, any doubt that have about him they doubt not in asking it to me.

A greeting!

PD: The truth is that would have that to be I the one that translated before writing in the forum therefore you speak English and the forum is English

hola!

We have a lot of Spanish-speaking people here, including myself, so it's not a big deal if your English is a little bad. If you didn't understand that, then: Tenemos muchas personas que hablan español aquí, incluyo yo. pero, no es una cosa mala si tu ingles es un poquito malo.

Por favor, corríjame con me español.

I don't understand a word of spanish

Welcome to the forum! Don't worry about the translating, we understand just fine. Or at least, i do.

yo le aconsejo a ausentarse de clarkma5. él es impar(es la palabra correcta?). también, he estado aprendiendo español por cuatro años.

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i advise you to stay away from clarkma5. he is wierd. also, i've been studying spanish for 4 years.

here i give you one welcome plus hello!

If you post in Spanish you MUST post the English version of the same text.

k sorry, i'll edit it.

ive passed so many large moments here. i wonder how large the entire moment truly is.

How curious!

Already I see that are various the ones that speak tambien Spanish, jeje, is happy me to know it, thus I feel something more comfortable around here;)

zOne, your level of Spaniard is good;)

Did not it know I that in USES apdrendiérais tambien Spanish.

I of small gave classes of Groins in the school, but was always doing the to wander and barely has remained itself me something.. : (

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Qué curioso!

Ya veo que son varios los que hablan tambien Español, jeje, me alegra saberlo, así me siento algo más cómodo por aquí

zOne, tu nivel de Español es bueno

No sabía yo que en USA apdrendiérais tambien Español.

Yo de pequeño daba clases de Ingles en el colegio, pero siempre estaba haciendo el vago y apenas se me ha quedado algo...

translation: i bought self-help tapes to increase my penis size but i have such bad ADD that i kept wacking off before the tape was over and there is barely anything that remains of my tiny abused genitals.

oh translator software.

christ that's some funny stuff.

jesucristo, es muy comico.

jajajajajjajajaja

I´m sorry it for some translations, since they are a little unreal using translating software.....

well at least he has a sense of humor. ja ja ja mon pass the ganja ja ja ja

You would come surprise of the good sense of humor that have... jejejeje.

I am habitual in many forums, all in Spain, and always we are laughing us and of party!!

Delighted of it to have coincided with you, really;)

ahh, so the spainiards are all reefers. i suspected as much!

Spain is to know it... that only are not the bulls, the paella or the Sevillian... jajaja!

It is a very pretty country and in which charms us to entertain us;)

And good, here they are the 01:00 AM, and tomorrow one must go to work... so for the present me dismissal of you.

A greeting and many thanks! !!!

well you may speak pidgin engrish but you have an AWESOME car.

(Or so sayeth the mighty EVO magazine.)

haha...some of these translations are great. Anyways, I'm sure we can all understand just fine for the most part, and welcome to the forums.

no recuerdo a la mayoría del español que aprenda en escuela...

i think this is the first time ever i've used my spanish skills outside of my stupid ass class X|

haha, i think that this could be a big help for me, spanish-wise. senora would be so proud *eyes swell up with water*

What the hell? I feel like I am lost in Miami.

it might give you some extra credit to boost up that D+

record yourself saying shoes!

DO IT!!!

registrese que dice zapatos

hagalo!

That word is a slang for taking a shitter in an indian language

taking a shitter? as in, stealing a port-a-potty? removing a toilet? borrowing a chamber pot? filling in some turk's hole and digging your own??

More like taking a violent dump

i know, im a stickler for the language though. i have to grab any chance i get to be overly sarcastic about someone's speech.

Impressive display of capitalization there, Mr. Bankie.

haha, capitalization has no place on the internet. the shift button is for sprinting in FPS games and various adobe program keyboard shortcuts. oh, and of course we can't forget the ubiquitously useful "Stickey Keys".

When I get "Stickey Keys," I just buy another $10 keyboard.

do you warn girls of your epic ejaculation before you let them go down on you, or do you just keep the keyboard on your lap??

I sit on the keyboard.

so basically i dont want to know how it ends up on your keyboard then.

Mostly dust. The stickey keys are from spilling fruit juice and hot cocoa on it. I just sit on my keyboard 'cuz it tickles my buttcheeks and I like it.



TMI! keke