A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of
orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of
coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier.

He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's
intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing
nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said,
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how
on earth did you know that?"
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The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Hehe, funny, but I've heard variations before

pwnd by... drunk in grocery store?

lol, nice