No matter what you are thinking, be sure and read it all the way through!


Children are priceless!

Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place and tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know", Thelma says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could blow his head off and teach those terrorist not to mess with Americans again."


:heart:

But you won't need Marines, just Chuck Norris

Meh.

Oh..... kay. That was just dumb.

very true .. 2,000 USMC soldiers = 0.01 Chuck Norris..es..


yeh it was a bit on the side.

I chuckled when i read Osama Bin Laden, but that's it.

Once again proving Oldsmoboat's Law.

???

"This law states that when a thread title says "Funny" or implies that it will be, it won't be."

kind of off topic, but someone told me bush was quoted as saying "people like osama bin laden just can't appreciate the joys of hannukah" or something like that. haha, wtf?

Yay, another typical America loving redneck joke that nobody finds funny.