Sooooo, i used to date this girl lets call her oh i dont know... Erica , we broke up for a while during which times we fooled around at parties and stuff. then we cut that off and then she said she still wanted to be with me, so we tried that for a little bit and same stuff was happening as the first time we dated so i was basically like hey this isnt going to work unless some shit changes. so nothing changed and we both just yelled at eachother till it was obvious we werent together anymore. so, then i just basically ignore her, we dont have anything in common, she is rather boring and one of those highly materialistic girls and thats just not me at all... sooo today we had a fight and she was like "why are you ignoring me?" and i told her cause we dont have anything to talk about and you are a bad friend and so we arent friends anymore, but here is why i am gonna puke... because when we were together she'd complain all the time about this guy on god damned myspace that she never met and how weird it was. soooo i found out the other day that they are now seeing eachother! HA that stupid ass bitch. and like she got weirded out at me when we were together about how i said i love you to her when we were drunk this one time buuuuuuut like she talks to this guy like "i said i love you first" they've been seeing eachother for like.... three weeks. what the fuck this bitch is truly psyco. and he leaves her messages like "oh baby you make me so happy" oh dear god put a rod up your ass already you big fat queer. oh yeah, he is fat and has that token spikey hair and he drives a MONSTEROUS f-350 like one of the early 90's ones oh my god this guy is a joke. like i'll admit i am kind of hurt that she moved on so fast and got another fuck buddy already but like for christ sake, you couldnt've picked a guy that makes me feel better about myself... i mean there is no question in my mind that i am 1. better looking 2. not such a fuck head and 3. better looking than this guy. WOW

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Hey whats with people hating on the token spiked hair! Oh and women are stupid, which is why it's easy to get them to sleep with you.

i doubt you are the token over weight, small gauged out ears, spikey hair listens to mudvayne, drives a over lifted, too big of tires 1990 ford truck and plus you dont suck right now.

Oh, I thought this story was going to end with you puking because you found out she was your sister.

That was the most painful thing I've read in a long time.

Painful for me, that is. Sounds like typical teenage bullshit on your end.

it totally IS man. i fucking cannot WAIT to get out of highschool

You misunderstand my flippant remark.

you are calling me a stupid teenager with bullshit... and well i am... i know this.

I was also inferring you're whiny.

The girl I was pretty sure I was going to spend the rest of my life with broke up with me two days ago. I'm pretty devastated. I just want to leave; go somewhere else. There've been indications that we might get back together, but somehow I doubt it. Friends as usual have been there for me and shit, but it hurts pretty bad. It sucks, we're in all the same classes and shit, not to mention she's the only girl I'd ever date here. Makes it even harder, there's no one else to focus my attention towards or move on to. For the record, I've felt like puking for a couple days now...

i bet she lets him put it up her butt

way to be a cool guy DZ you're fantastically funny. wow, a real riot, a total innovator, way to get a rise out of me, ha. ha.

he's probably got this massive cock that he jams down her throat. lmao dude just get over her. fuck some sluts and forget about it. she's tainted now anyways if the guy is truly as fat and ugly as you make it sound

I propose a ban on everyone below 21 from posting anything about their grilfriends/boyfriends.

Maybe it's just because I've been drinking too much and it's getting late, but I can't stop laughing about what DZ wrote. And yeah, this wasn't what I was expecting from reading the title.

Women are stupid. Girls are stupid rather.

This girl Amanda who I was never officially seeing... We quit talking for awhile and then I found out she was dating some 26 yearold guy she met at the gas station... shes 17.

Me and her ex bf finally talked her into breaking it off because I mean what does a 26 yearold "exmarine" want from a 17 yearold girl besides pussy? Needless to say, since I had quit talking to her, her life went completley down hill. It was already shitty before then but it's worse now.

She's back into her insane amounts of drugs, cutting herself, etc. She's really turning into the stereo type "white trash" kind of girl... which hurts me to say.

She dropped out of high school, into drugs, into all this other shit, fucking around with other men (I still tell myself they didnt fuck, which I hope is true and she tells me she didnt but I cant believe her), etc. She says you're trying to get a job but how exactly do you get a job when you have scars all over your arm and cant pass a piss test? Tis a shame, shes a beautiful girl too.

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Cliff Notes, please.

some shithead girl he was dating is sucking another dick she fell in love with after a few weeks that she met on myspace.

ah well... fuck her then ... move on... there are so many hoes out there begging to be penetrated

my advice: go for the "Cougars." They'll suck you dry.

Rrrrrrraaaaar!!

My first girlfriend dumped me for a 25 yearold, who hit her...but he was "deep" and she could "talk to him"...I didn't find out for years afterward that he was abusive, when she called me out of the blue.

my advice...look at the looser she is going out with now...thats the kind of guy she wants to be with obvioulsy...and just be happy your not it.

No Fat Chicks. I learned that yesterday (hijacking the thread) but dances where you didnt escort someone are very strange.

BTW does he look like this?

I hate those kind of people with a passion. I honestly do. OMFG, I hate them. Hate them so much. Most of my God damn cousins are one. WTF KIND OF COOKIE CUTTER LIFESTYLE IS THAT!

if you're really mad, the best thing you can do is just... not give a shit.

Yeah women are a pain. I'm lucky i've got a good one right now.

lol its alright jordan, shes probably just doing this to make you mad, and SUCCESS. anyways forget the bitch and go fuck her best friend.

^ It's the fake I.D. crew.. representin'.

yeah, i am friends with her friends and was friends with them before i dated her so... i dont talk to her anymore except when she starts to bitch at me (like yesterday) and i've taken care of any classes that i would be having with her. i truly just want to phase her out. and its was effective untill yesterday. i did apologize to her about saying she is a bad friend and shit like that and i told her that i am just upset that she is seeing someone so soon. so i kind of tried to be the bigger person here. i dont want to come off as a jerk, i've worked hard to be really classy to girls and last night i was just a jerk.

so we'll see how it goes. everybody says i can do so much better than her so i am not too worried about my rebound status. i did pull this girl that is undeniably one hundred times better looking than this girl. so. again we'll see.

he looks like that^ only not tan, pimply, and fat.

Jordan, you'll feel better when you've finished working on the 240.

anybody wanna estimate how many bottle of hair gel are present in this picture?

^^ I think those guys all saw something really scary so it made their hair stand on end.

Honestly, what a terrible photo.

I can honsestly say, the "her best friend" re-bound is the most satisfying of the rebounds...much better than the "chick i picked up at The Keg" and much less scandaless than the "I paid some girl $100 to help me forget you" rebounds.

the only better revenge is living well...that and having your friend call her up, pretending to be a doctor, and informing her you have tested positive for HIV.

yeah. living well is the best thing showing her that she didnt affect me by all this. and thats what i am doing. it works so damn well its ridiculous. and i am so damn good at ignoring her. but whatever she is with another equally chubby guy. (she was rather pudgy)

Jordan, do that. Please, do that. Please?

we'll see.

i am going to try to be the classy guy. i dont want to be the jealous ex boyfriend that is still stuck on her and cant move on and makes himself look like a jerk. because thats what i've been being lately... jealous and it sucks so no more

I concur, I could do without the teenage drama.