Today coming back from the doctor I stopped by Mcdonalds to get their 10 piece Mcnugget meal. Coming out of a restaurant this 19ish year old guy just pulls up to a parking space in an SL500. It was a really nice car, black on black and had just been washed so I said to the kid "Thats a nice car you've got" and he said in these exact words "Fuckin' right guy, its fuckin' fast as hell and its a Mercedes Benz" So I was laughing and I told him "Yeah that is a nice car". Then he asks me "so what do you drive?" and I tell him "Audi S4, right over there" and then out of nowhere he tells me "S4? Wow what the fuck guy, thats some poorass shit, your not high class until you roll in a Benz, tough motherfucker" Ok I think at that point I was about to punch him in the face but common sense held me back, but I still had to retaliate in some form, so I told him "Hey, well at least my car isn't full of reliabilty problems, because right know they're pretty low on quality" so at that point he walks up to me and says "Are you stupid guy, do you not know fuck all about cars? Mercedes-Benz is what all the highclass people drive, not small Echo sized S4's" At that point I just called it quits and walked away laughing my head off. I made it a point to laugh as hard and as sarcastically as I could. I could hear him in the back yelling at me "You got "beef" or whatever that means. Thats my whole story, take your own personal opinion to it but I really hate rich teenagers driving their parents cars.

hmmm, weird. was he bigger than you?

haha that is totally whacky.

The braindead MB fans are among the worst.

i would've shrugged it off, then went and traded my car in for a 911S and found him again.

A moron like that wouldn't be impressed until PD rolled up in a CL65.

all you have to do to shut fuckers like that up is show em the tail lights while you're driving on the freeway.

i'd get his info and fuck his girlfriend in the backseat of the audi

He knew what he was doing when he did it, and it worked. He got you pissed off for nothing. You suck.

Never get into a conversation with MB or BMW drivers . They're all a bunch of idiots .

WIN ! :heart:

HAHAHAHAHA

You got "beef"?!

"YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT CARS"

Oh man... classic.

What a fucking idiot!!

I feel sorry for that guy - he's going to be normal one day, but he's going to learn and change the hard way.

Ok apparently beef means some sort of hate against someone. The guy wasn't that big, he was definated and pretty tall, about 5'10 but definately not bigger than me. He must really want people to know he's cool because he was walking around in a skin tight polo shirt and cargo pants in -7degree weather. Your typical hip white boy American with bleached blonde hair.

I doubt it as it's probably Daddy who is paying the repair bills.

Yeah something like that Think of Ryan Cabrera and you'll understand.

Uh.... this just proves my theory that too many no-class, drug dealer punks drive Benzes.

Thus, I hereby coin the term "No-Class S-Class" driver.

There is some kid at my school that opened his door as I was backing out, and dinged the fucking side of the Odyssey, and he drives a Mercedes C class like this one..



Well, anyways, It bend the edge of the door, and he gets out of his car as I get out, and he gets all hyped up. He said "What the fuck were you thinking? Your insurance is gonna have to pay a shit load to get this fixed!" I said ''Well first of all, I was pulling out, and you decided to get out of your car. Secondly, it is not liek your car cost that much." So he then decided to start talking shit. So he was saying "Yeah it did! This cost more than your van! Your ass is paying" So then I started to get pissed so I said "Just because you have a piece of crap $10K Mercedes doesn't mean you own the fucking world!" So yeah, it was uneventful after that, because I just drove away.

put a potato in his exhaust pipe

Learn to park facing forward .

yeah dont get in a huff about it. just know he has a pretty lame life and he will die a regretful ass hole.

This guy is such a conceited prick.. it's almost comical. I would have burst out laughing at his idiotic and immature display.

He should have been born a peacock so that he could show off his tail wherever he goes.

I had a guy once make fun of me for driving a Miata "you drive that old Piece of shit" while he was driving a 1.9L BMW Z3 automatic.

I told him that if he knew anything about cars then he would know that his Z3 was the joke of the car industry, and is the runner up for the shittiest BMW ever award, which was won by the 318 the Z3 was based on.

Jerks buy cars they think are cool, and cant be convinced otherwise, thats why theya re jerks.

^^ The Z3 4-cylinder has a 1.9 liter engine

thats what I said

GENIUS IDEA!

wanna go find this girl?


... are you on crack? thats one of the wierdest things i've ever heard

yea... I know this kid that makes fun of me for my MX-3. He has a Sebring convertible. He wants to race me. I'm picking the spot and the time. I'll call the cops and report street racing. Tell them to wait at a spot we're he'll be at about 60. The speed limit is like 40-45. Get him arrested. I'm tired of his shit. Not quite sure if my plan is gonna work though...

my grandparents used to have a sebring convertible. they had a cadillac deville at the same time. now they have an avalon and a golf cart and live in one of those golf course retirement communities near scottsdale. they are the typical sebring customer. that kid with the sebring is a fag.

HOW DID YOU KNOW HE'S A FAG?!?!?! Well he's actually more like a perv. I was a freshman last year and he was senior. He had gym with me. It was a freshman gym class. And in my school, you can pick what electives you want. I dunno about other schools. I hate him. He's so fucking annoying. Thinks he's the shit because he has a nice sound system.

dude, just tell the police that this guy in a sebring convertable is selling guns out of his car and he'll be at this place at this time.

he gets to spend an evening in the clink, and a rectal exam, and his sebring gets the whats for by the cops

just remind him that his car is the car of choice for 45 year old travelling salesmen and boring retired folks

lmao!



I'll do both.

I think you should say 'uh, why are you at mcdonalds then? Because nobody likes a fatfuck in a mercedes.'

Porschedream..

You might get lucky and have this stupid little jerk sitting in your dentist chair...

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

lol, that would be such sweet revenge

"here, let me take a look at your chomphers" :dentist:
"Whoa I found something big!"

If by wierdest then one of hte greatest... then yes. Hahaha. Wow, Paulie.

I'd find the girlfriend and then assfuck her on the hood of the Benz but forget to "mop up" afterward. Leave a nice smudge.

Jesus Christ...

shutup phix, u know you wouldve said something along those lines if g73ta didnt beat you to it.

Wow this thread is getting completely off topic, but its funny on the other hand

What is a rich ass poseur like you doing at a McDonalds ?

I'm shocked because it's g73ta saying it. I dunno, I have this vision of a Sage with a long white beard giving hearty advice to the younger generations to face the Strogg on their homeworld (Too much Quake 4) and hten I see that... heh.

lol, g73ta is one crazy gandolf looking guy

If my advice wasn't sagely then you can lick my sac!

And yes, my beard is more salt than pepper.

ahaha PD, about that guy, i really cant believe that there are people that stupid.