Well, it's really like that...
don't ask what I was thinking!
Full Version: Ex-lax isn't fun!
Ya know in movies when you see somebody take too many Laxitives. They sit on the toilet and completely blow it up?
Well, it's really like that... don't ask what I was thinking!
Well, it's really like that...
don't ask what I was thinking!
Are you posting from the crapper ?
Well, this has got to be one of the most disturbing/funny threads of the year.
I can't help it, I have to ask: what were you thinking?!? 
Poor man's colonic?
Poor man's colonic?
I was on a diabetes med about 10 years ago that did the same thing to me on a daily basis. I took Imodium like it was candy just to get through the day. When I would play golf I would take 2 an hour before tee time and another one at the turn between 9 & 10.
I shit myself once in the car on the way home from lunch with my friends. "The tide rolled in" for 40 solid minutes. I had it from the middle of my back to leaking out of my jeans at the ankles. Thinking back now I can't believe that I was on that med for a year and a half. Pretty bad. I'm back on a low dose form of the same med but it's manageable now.
I shit myself once in the car on the way home from lunch with my friends. "The tide rolled in" for 40 solid minutes. I had it from the middle of my back to leaking out of my jeans at the ankles. Thinking back now I can't believe that I was on that med for a year and a half. Pretty bad. I'm back on a low dose form of the same med but it's manageable now.
QUOTE(green73ta @ Dec 4 2005, 06:34 PM) 
I was on a diabetes med about 10 years ago that did the same thing to me on a daily basis. I took Imodium like it was candy just to get through the day. When I would play golf I would take 2 an hour before tee time and another one at the turn between 9 & 10.
I shit myself once in the car on the way home from lunch with my friends. "The tide rolled in" for 40 solid minutes. I had it from the middle of my back to leaking out of my jeans at the ankles. Thinking back now I can't believe that I was on that med for a year and a half. Pretty bad. I'm back on a low dose form of the same med but it's manageable now.
I shit myself once in the car on the way home from lunch with my friends. "The tide rolled in" for 40 solid minutes. I had it from the middle of my back to leaking out of my jeans at the ankles. Thinking back now I can't believe that I was on that med for a year and a half. Pretty bad. I'm back on a low dose form of the same med but it's manageable now.
QUOTE(green73ta @ Dec 4 2005, 10:34 AM)
I was on a diabetes med about 10 years ago that did the same thing to me on a daily basis. I took Imodium like it was candy just to get through the day. When I would play golf I would take 2 an hour before tee time and another one at the turn between 9 & 10.
I shit myself once in the car on the way home from lunch with my friends. "The tide rolled in" for 40 solid minutes. I had it from the middle of my back to leaking out of my jeans at the ankles. Thinking back now I can't believe that I was on that med for a year and a half. Pretty bad. I'm back on a low dose form of the same med but it's manageable now.
I shit myself once in the car on the way home from lunch with my friends. "The tide rolled in" for 40 solid minutes. I had it from the middle of my back to leaking out of my jeans at the ankles. Thinking back now I can't believe that I was on that med for a year and a half. Pretty bad. I'm back on a low dose form of the same med but it's manageable now.
I can't believe a grown man could actually admit to that. :shock:
QUOTE(green73ta @ Dec 4 2005, 10:34 AM)
I was on a diabetes med about 10 years ago that did the same thing to me on a daily basis. I took Imodium like it was candy just to get through the day. When I would play golf I would take 2 an hour before tee time and another one at the turn between 9 & 10.
I shit myself once in the car on the way home from lunch with my friends. "The tide rolled in" for 40 solid minutes. I had it from the middle of my back to leaking out of my jeans at the ankles. Thinking back now I can't believe that I was on that med for a year and a half. Pretty bad. I'm back on a low dose form of the same med but it's manageable now.
I shit myself once in the car on the way home from lunch with my friends. "The tide rolled in" for 40 solid minutes. I had it from the middle of my back to leaking out of my jeans at the ankles. Thinking back now I can't believe that I was on that med for a year and a half. Pretty bad. I'm back on a low dose form of the same med but it's manageable now.
that's one of the worst things i've ever read.
I was debating on whether or not to have a late lunch today. No longer doing that.
Medical conditions rarely allow us any dignity, eh? 
omfg dude were your friends in the car or was it "lunch with my friends" and you were alone driving back
This has been another 'tard moment, brought to you by Donny.
moethepaki: That's exactly what I looked like when I got home.
PHiX: My life is an open book and I share. I actually told that story on a radio call-in show about most embarrasing moments. I have neither pride nor shame.
midnightdorifto: Bon Apetit.
is2scooby: You're right.
Goat: Thankfully no. I was alone. I barely got out of the restaurant when the tide started to roll.
Dylan: Lick me.
PHiX: My life is an open book and I share. I actually told that story on a radio call-in show about most embarrasing moments. I have neither pride nor shame.
midnightdorifto: Bon Apetit.
is2scooby: You're right.
Goat: Thankfully no. I was alone. I barely got out of the restaurant when the tide started to roll.
Dylan: Lick me.
QUOTE(green73ta @ Dec 4 2005, 09:01 PM)
Dylan: Lick me.
in all fairness, unless your name is donny, dylan wasn't talking to/about you. at all.
My name is Don. If he was calling me "donny" then it stands. If not then sorry and never mind.
I feel like an asshole now. I was talking about Cyclone.
I was talking about Cyclone.
QUOTE(green73ta @ Dec 5 2005, 06:49 PM)
My name is Don. If he was calling me "donny" then it stands. If not then sorry and never mind.
<-- owned.
^ haha you bastards
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