how long have I been gone HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN OH GOD I DON"T REMEMBER WHERE AM I IS THIS AUSTRIA AM I A PRUSSIAN ARTILLERY CAPTAIN WHERE'S MY HORSE

Plenty of places in South Florida are totally devastated and no one is covering it and it is impossible to get food here unless it's canned, no one is restocking perishables. A couple of days after the storm FEMA was supposed to have ice and water trucks in Broward County but they lost them and then they found them and couldn't get them to get here before the curfew even though they were 20 minutes away. People waited hours in the heat to get nothing w2g FEMA

Apartment buildings across from where I live look like the aftermath of the Oklahoma City bombing.

And this is what I do as soon as I get the internet back:

I feel your pain.

Yo dude use like a BT program
Not just BT... that drain alot of system resources.
I recommend Bitcomet =)

Combined it's taking up as much system resources as Azureus does. I prefer having an older BT client and a newer one, and I use the older one for my PRIVATE BIT TORRENT COMMUNITY ONLINE where I mostly download shows from the teevee.

How can that be? For me those things take like 8mb each, and something like BitComet only takes around 60mb.

I'm from the future.

I am glad to see NO ONE NOTICED I WAS MISSING. Jesus, if I ever get kidnapped and cut up into little pieces it'll be a year before anyone even notices.

Also my computer is now a sentient being. It is growing. There is no stopping it. Resistance is futile.

Who says we didn't notice?

Yeah who am I kidding you must have noticed how the forum felt less cool, less attractive, less funny, less intelligent, less attractive, less articulate, less attractive, less enjoyable and less attractive while I was gone.

Actually it was more cool, more attractive, funnier, more intelligent, more articulate, and more enjoyable while you were gone. Weird isn't it?

Yeah well maybe, you know, you're gay. Gay... guy. I bet you don't even have a comeback for that, yeah.. gayboy. Gayboy from Gayopolis in Penis County, Homosexual State, US. Is that what it looks like when people send you letters, Captain Gay of the starship Gayterprise? Does your wiener mobile have altezzas, gayman?

Yes on all accounts.

Awww... the sad little boy is using his new favourite word. How cute. Can we look forward to some poo-poo and pee-pee comments too?

Yeah, well, maybe poo-poo is too good for you, you ever think about that?

hahahahahhahaaha pwnt

It is weird because this is both simultaneously over and under your head.