QUOTE(z0ne @ Nov 3 2005, 04:45 PM)

Boss: "Uh, we've got a breech in sector 2! looks to me like theres 5 armed intruders stealing things!"
Karma: "...k..."
Boss: "cmon lets go! weve got a job to do! bring your flashlite so we can blind them cos we dont have real guns!"
Karma: "...k..."
Boss: "GET OFF YOUR ASS! WE NEED TO PROTECT THE MALL!"
Karma: "one sec, i'm almost leveled up... ill meet up with u..."


Actually, I carry handcuffs, two rather large bottles of mace, and a loaded .38 Special as well as my 4 d-cell maglight which will knock just about anyone out if swung with the correct force. Like all that's not intimidating enough, I'm 6'5" and 280/285lbs, built like a football player.

When most people see me coming, even just holding my maglight, they start to walk the other way. Security guards here in New Mexico can get away with quite a bit. I had to slam a woman into a pool table once at a bar because she started a fight and was resisting (yeah, we're allowed to do that). Oh yeah, did I mention I don't work at a mall?

I'm actually contracted out to different locations (construction sites, hotels, bars, etc) and have yet to set foot in the mall. 10-9 , z0ne? 10-1.