no, this isn't a "whoa guys i am so drunk loool!" thread .. its just me wanted to hear some of you guys's stories from when you or your friends were drunk .. i have a few ones but i think they are all the "you had to be there" ones ..

I got drunk in germany while visiting, and I started hitting on this girl. Well, I woke up in the middle of a park without my shirt. She told me I started rambling about saving the planet, then I just started walking. At the time I had just stated taking Percocet for my knee, because it was after the initial injury, so that may have somethign to do with it.

my friend and i arent alcoholics or anything but we were really bored and wanted to see how much we could drink. i had 9 shots of rum over an hour or so and by asian standards ( i am ) i believe its pretty decent. of course at the end i was cross eyed and pretty much wasted :heart:

ok ill contribute ..

heres one from vacation: 6 shots of watermelon vodka .. (anders' secret recipe :heart:) and 9 Tuborg's later, i wake up on the beach handcuffed to my cousin .. no shoes ..

i don't remember how we got into that but i just remember that vacation being one uber fun wasted sexy blur.

A few months ago i was on a fieldhockey tournament. There were parties every night (3) and lots of drinking was involved. One night i had an entire bottle of red vodka and about 15 beers. When i woke up the next morning, hanging in a goal, i could only remember the beginning of the party.

zone - uber sexy good times dont sound like something you want to do with your cousin

autovisie - fieldhockey is for girls... i hope you were like coaching or something.

Well , there was a night three years ago when I got my drivers licence suspended for 3 months and a friend of mine shit his pants drunk and then puked all over himself , but I'm not going to go into details .

I was partying.. But fieldhockey isn't for girls, it's for picking up girls It beats soccer..

You can't drink till you're 21?

Move to Australia The extra 3 years of legal drinking in your teens is worth the trip

On spring break while I was in college we drove down to the Gulf oF Mexico. On the way there we stopped by one of my roommate's brother's apartment. We brought along some peppermint schnapps, the infamous "Nashville Suicide Shooter" (super large shot glass), and a couple cases of beer. I don't remember the rest but I woke up the next morning laying on a puzzle in the corner.

When we finally got to the beach, on the first night it rained super hard, so me and the roommate I was to share a tent with slept in the van. We woke up the next morning to discover our tent had blown away. To deal with the heat, humidity, and mosquitos we had some nasty beer and Popov vodka. A few shots later and we're ready for bed. Burning alive inside a van being devoured by mosquitos. Apparently M really missed his ex-girlfriend and started telling me all the things he wanted to do to her if they were still dating. He then starting ranting about how he could probably honk the horn. I don't think he ever did but I'm not sure if it was due to my drunken efforts to stop him or he just didn't have the drive.



Another time would be a friend's bachelor party. He got a girl pregnant so he asked her to marry him. We had it at another guy's house that's waaaaay far away from here out in the middle of BFE (popular place for my stories ). We had about $500 worth of alcohol and I was determined to drink my share. It all started off innocent enough with some beer and malt liquor. Then into some mixed drinks and finally just drinking straight from the bottle. I remember ranting to someone about how they weren't good enough for a girl that I fancied at the time. I remember fitting myself into a baby cradle. Passing out in the bathroom only to be awakened by someone else trying to come in and smashing the door against my head then spraying water on me while trying to put a bicycle helmet on my head.



Having a debate as to who was the superior super hero.

I gots a few,

Easter before last my best frined was in town from ThunderBay, and him, his wife, our friend Justin, Jen and I decided to walk to the local Liquor commision (its all regulated in Manitoba by the provincial Government) get some hooch and go for a walk...well we accomplish this, and are completely blasted walking along side the river (which has had the ice off of it for just a day or so...so its fucking freezing) and I say to eric (who is well known by the local authorities as a streaker) "hey, why dont you go skinny dipping in the river" to which he replies with a series of swear words, directed at my intellegence and so forth.

then i pull out the secret weapon..."you would have done it before you moved...youve changed man..."

Well before i can say another word, hes stripped and jumping into the water, at which point the rest of us steal his clothes, and he has to chase us through the backyards in this neighborhood full of million dollar homes.

18 in uk aswell

18 in manitoba, which means punk ass jock fucks from North Dakota drive up here all the time to get pissed before they are 21...which kinda sucks...but they have kinda all worn out their welcome since this Devils Lake thing...along with the rest of the state.

Hahahaha . No legal drinking age here . Woo Hoo .

none of those adjectives had anything to do with having sex with my cousin .. ass..

and its a him not a her .. if that helps my argument at all.

Never been drunk so I am kind of lacking in the stories.

My friends went to Fanime and one of 'em...who really cannot hold his liquor...got completely wasted the night before the convention and woke up the next day with a nasty hangover. He still had to man his booth on the dealer floor (he was there to advertise for his own anime convention, which he operates in San Francisco every year). He decided that the best cure for his hangover was more booze...so he brought a fifth of vodka to the booth and was drinking it there. Needless to say, he was apologizing to everybody profusely the next day...

This is my best drunken story I can tell you. I will never forget this. The legal limit here is 18 and our beer is stronger. Pussies....

"you had to be there"

Most of the stories happen when you are camping for a 3-day concert. To make a long story short It was 2:00 AM and it was: me, derek(who was passed out) this guy I knew and this chick were all drinking in the tent. She says "Who wants to do bodyshots!?" Me and the guy were like "hell yeah!" I did one, my buddy did one and then she kinda reached me and started to kiss me and my other buddy got the hint and left. Things got pretty hot and she asked if I had a condom, I check my wallet, and im like "No.....FUCK!, do you have one?" She searched her purse and luckfuly found one. We start doing it and stuff and at one point we were using Derek as like a pillow, and like grip posts, and he was mumbling us to fuck off and go to the other side of the tent; it was truley horrible(on his behalf) ... Its something that I can laugh about forever and bug derek about it to.

My first and only drunk story was on my class vacation, I drank nearly a whole bottle of Jim Beam mixed with Cola in about 45 minutes. I couldn't stop laughing even when I was bouncing from one wall to another and when I threw up in the toilet... Shortly after that I fell into bed with the memorable words "Whoa, everything's rotating!" being my last words that night.

Okay, shitty story... it doesn't even help that I puked into the women's toilet's trash can...

haha, any stories that end in drunken sex are A+ in my book.

bankie, one for you:

i really didnt want to share this one cos even i find it a bit disturbing ..

i was at this party, maybe 30 people .. was hitting on this girl all night, shes getting pretty tipsy and shes had like 5 beers and a shot of 80proof. we go upstairs to the hosts room(one of my best friends) and we start making out .. clothes come off .. we end up having sex but w/o a condom .. (shes on the pill) go through the positions .. and i'm no where near WASTED but i am significantly buzzed .. like speech slurred a bit and some trouble walking. i go to come in her mouth .. miss her mouth by about a foot, and hit the kids pillow dead on. luckily for her i overshot and she didnt get any..

my original instinct was to leave it as a joke but then i felt bad and i went back upstairs later to throw it in the washing machine. i walk in the room, expecting that no one would be up there .. and the kid and his girlfriend are lying on the bed making out .. his head on the pillow .. i walked out with a "sorry for interrupting!"

When I get drunk, I hit on my wife. I know I'll end up at her place anyway, but it's a confidence builder.

hahhah

"hey baby you wanna go back to my place?"
"i live there, frank. are you drunk?"
"ooh you live there .. baby you wish! giggity giggity!"

Go to Denmark, 5 years extra

Well, i got some special function to being able to control myself, when i'm drunk. Not that i don't do stupid stuff, it's just not THAT crazy.. It seems it's always my friends that end upn doing the embarrasing/fun/stupid stuff.

You just go on IRC while drunk.

who doesnt?

^I don't.

topic killer

My drunken stories could probably make up a damn big book.

From the time almost all the seniors got fuckin wasted and we trashed the school, to the time my buddy who just gets too fuct everytime he drinks was smashing beer cans on his head all night while blood spewed from it.

I guess the drunken story of my own that got the most laughs from my buddies was a winter in the 11th grade. Got absolutely hammered. Was smoking a "cigarrette" and ended up taking off all of my eyelashes with the lighter. The next day I was informed I was lying outside in the snow with no shoes on in my tshirt puking and pissing at the same time. Good times.

Good...times? It sounds disgusting and something that you shouldn't be proud of.

funny story forrest!! how old are you, though? i was under the impression that you were around my age ..

and why is cigarette in quotes? does this cigarette contain other substances besides tobacco? HMM?!

Where I come from we like to party hard. ,edit/ Well there was no puke or piss on me so it sounds pretty funny to me. Everyones gotta get wasted as shit once in a while. I'm only 18 z0ne... graduated this year.

Winnipeg has some crazy fuckers in it. My buddies were from there, and they said for fun they would just fuck up everything they seen in the city. They climbed every building, and actualy were climbing a building and their buddy fell off a building and died - said it was quite tradgic.

I've got a bit too many to think about, tho one of the better ones was a few days ago when me, my girlfriend and some of my other close friends got two golf carts from this course in town (one of my friends used to work there years ago, still had the keys) and drank and smoked cigars while zooming across the back nine for a few hours. Fucking fun as hell when your buzzed and doing golf cart spinouts on the wet grass with one hand holding on for dear life and the other trying to keep the beer in the can.

sounds like straight out of a Jackass video!! love it!

During the summer, a little over one year ago, my friend and I had a half gallon of monarch vodka. 98 proof i believe. so we both took four shots before heading out, and brought along with us, a 20 ounce Sprite bottle full of vodka. We were on the road walking at 12:15... yes thats right 12:15 PM. So we walk to this girls house. We hang out there for a bit, then we started craving these fancy gourmet drinks from Metropolitan Market. So we go get a six pack of these things, (non-alcoholic of course) and walk back to her house. Now, mind you this was in the middle of August, and about 95 degrees outside, we have walked about a mile and a half with nothing in our bodies except some cold pizza, and about seven shots of vodka in us. We have these drinks, and i drop the pack, and break three of them. We get to the girls, house finish the fancy drinks, as well as I finish the whole rest of the vodka. So now i am up to 4 shots from home + 3 walking + 14 ounces from the left over bottle. for a total of 21. over about three hours. We get kicked out of the girls house, for aparent reasons. Then we go to this other girls house, and talk with this girl and her MOM for a good hour. I am so fucking plastered all i do is fall asleep on the poor girls couch while my friend babbles to her mom and hits on the girl. we get kicked out of there, and go to another girls house. We talked to her MOM for about 45 minutes, about spain, and denmark, and europe in general. I throw up in my mouth i make it obvious to my friend that I NEED TO GO. so we left that house and went to the middle school field to lay down. we crawl under the fence and lay down on the astro turf, no shade, 95 degrees outside. while laying down i throw up about 20 times and my friend has ditched me for some shade about 30 yards away.

meantime, the girls soccer team for some place is having a fucking practice on the field. i only find that out because i get a shout from my buddy in the shade saying "GET THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW" i was so pissed at him because i just wanted to lay the fuck down. he gets me up , and i have throw up and those little black rubber pellets from the turf on my face and we go lay on the sidewalk. a guy comes out of his house and says he is going to call the ambulance because he thinks i am seriously injured or somthing... so i grab my friend and tell him "tell that guy i have mono and he'll go away" i dont know what the fuck i was thinking. so the guy brings me some water, and i just throw it all up right infront of this poor bastard. he gets spooked and leaves. so my friend walks back to my house, (about a mile away) and gets his car, and gets me. then we drive home and i throw up a few times out the window....

morale, dont drink 21 shots of 98 proof liquor on a 95 degree day and talk to girlfriends moms.

good topic

Canada
18 years old is the drinking age. In quebec atleast not sure for the rest

So HA!

I live in switzerland...the drinking age here is 16. hoooray, atleast for beer. but we easily pass as 18 so tis not hard to find hard liquor. we drink every a lot during the hols...and less during school time. there are many drunk stories seeing that me and my friends love drinking. most of them aren't funny; rather lame to be honest. last saturday i tried absinthe and my god it was delicious, nothing like anything you've ever had.

bah

Goldstrike >> all

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH! FUCKING AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

i was in GOA ( indian version of cancun but cheaper booze) along with a whole bunch of friends and i thought it would be a good idea to go and take a piss in a british couple's room toilet ..... needless to say we got kicked out at 3 in the morning

2 summers ago I called up a friend that I haven't talked to in about 3 months. I called his house and his parents said they got him a new cell phone and they gave me the number. I finally got in touch with him and he told me that he was at a bad ass party with hot girls stripping on the teatherball pole. Me and my brother drove over there and met up with him. The guy who's parents owned the house also had a jewelry store in the local mall. It was a fairly expensive house to say the least. Inevitably I got drunk and went skinny dipping in the hot tub with this really hot junior chick named Sarah (I was a sophmore at the time). By the time I got out everyone had smoked my cigarettes. I asked an 18 year old guy to take me to get some. He said no one was allowed to get in his car without shoes. I was too drunk to know this was all part of an elaborate scheme. I went on a journey to find my shoes. I finally found them by the pool. When I walked out of the sliding door onto the patio towards the pool everyone inside the house followed me out. I was about to become the star of the show. I reached for my left shoe and slid the front of my foot in and people already started to laugh. I had to move my heel side to side to slide it in. Everyone standing on the patio busted out laughing, some were laughing so hard there were tears dropping from their eyes. By now I realized something was going on. I took my shoe off and like a dumbass I put my hand inside. I felt a warm smooshy object. That second I knew someone took a shit inside of my shoe. I stood by the pool giving a sermon almost about how gross that was. I was too wastd to talk sense so all that I could say was Fuck y'all. The friend who invited me over ran away, and I knew he had done it. Eventually I beat the mess out of him.

Goa! /me dances

@Recruit, lol thats disgusting! I would've beat the shit out of him too.. sorry..

But i got a gross story like that too. Once at a party one of my friends had to take a piss, but were too lazy to go outside, so he pisses in a empty Mümmelman bottle (cheap Jägermeister ripoff). You can kinda guess what this is leading too. Alittle time later another of my friends wants something to drink, and takes the nearest bottle (guess which...) and buttoms up. He quickly drops the bottle with a wierd look in his face and says something stupid like "I think this is too old.." (can't remember exactly), meanwhile the rest of us is rolling around the floor laughing tears. And he just sits there: "What..?". He puked immidiately when someone told him it wasn't, Mümmelman...

Jordan, your story sounds like something out of a reallllyyy bad movie.

I broke a drunk kid's nose, does that count as a "Drunk story"?

what did he do to deserve that?

He tried starting a fight with me, took a swing, I parried, and buried a good one right into his face. One of the less-shared stories of mine.

sounds like one fun night .. we're you drunk too, or just him?