A bus full of ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, killing all of the passengers. Felling bad for the, god decides to grant them each one wish before entering heaven.
"I want to be gorgeous," says the hellpig at the front of the line. God snaps his fingers, and she's beautiful.
The second person sees this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too!" Another snap of his fingers, and the wish is granted.
This goes on until God gets to the end of the line where the last guy is rolling on the floor laughing. Confused, God asks for the man's wish.
"Make 'em all ugly again!" he yells.
