I got this from another forum and they got it from another forum. Post up exactly 3 items you could buy from the grocery store that would completely freak out the cashier

i'll give my favorite example from the other forum: a home pregnancy test, a coat hanger, and dark towels.

ready? go.

baseball bat, ski mask and car battery.

cereal, milk, and a bowl... oh wait


uh, knife, baby diaper, lots of cotton balls.

some matches, alcohol bottles, and rags.

KY, cotton buds and some spam...

Vaselean, cucumbers, razor blades

o_O what the......

lipstick, flyswatter, miniskirt

Never mind him , he's filling in for clark ...








I would go for duct tape , knife and matches .

HAHAHAHAHA, me and my mate do this all the time, there is an ASDA (wallmart) near us open 24hrs, and we sometimes go at like 4am and go to the same cashier with some really really wierd purchases. Recently we have been going in every day of the week at exactly the same time and buying the same monthly magazine everyday for a whole month. On reflection, its more expensive than funny, but at 4am, ANYTHINGS funny.

Thats great! They must think you're mentally ill.

cologne, paper towels, and a cutlery set

ladie's underwear, lipstick, and a large handgun.

What the hell are you doing up at 4am every day!?


Anyways...
Ammonia based fertilizer, electric clock, duct tape (hint: BOOM)

whoa, scary!

Not everyday, but i tend to only go to college on an afternoon so if ive had a particulaly hard night of 'studying' i like some retail therapy. It makes it all the more hillarious that the same cashiers work at the same times, becasue if they ever question why your doing it you can mess with them even more, heres an example from the other night:

Cashier: "Hi again Lads"
us: "ERrm, Hi?"
Cashier: "Why have you bought this magazine 5 times already?"
us: "what are you talking about?"
Cashier: "Aren't you the ones that come in all the time?"
us: "Yes"
Cashier: "But you bought this magaizine loads of times before!?"
us: "Whatever love" *looks at eachother confused*
*walk off looking over our shoulders at her*

Repeat the next night!
hahahah. Barefaced denial is the greatest thing ever!

an eye patch, a parrot and some chocolate gold coins.

A CD with emo/ sad music, razor blade, and Bubble bath stuff.

3 spoons

ooh thats a good one .. someone hide this from RedLine so he doesnt get ideas lol

No... they know he's mentally ill.

ill have you know, my mental health remains a closely kept secret at wallmart

Don't underestimate the observation skills of the keen-eyed Wal-Mart greeter... he may be old.... but he's one sharp guy.

He's watching you.

condoms, olive oil and a watermellon

Hey dont insult the walmart greeters. A lot of the ones at my store are some of the coolest people I've met. They're all mostly retired and bored with sitting at home so they work at walmart.

Hmm..

KY, more KY, Watermelon....

Party hats, Old Bay, and 35mm film

NOT SO BIG NOW EH YOU SMELLY GREETER




*regret sets in*

Crap CRAP!! Im sorry wallmart please forgive me!!

rope, gun, knife

...and that makes them cool?

a parrot from a grocery store????

KY Jelly, Baby Doll, and a Jesus Saves bumper sticker.

You've done this before, haven't you?

I live in NYC I don't need a friggin K mart!

astroglide,frozen fish, and a spoon.

petrol
rat killer
condoms

a bunch of grapes, olive oil and a plunger

i'm working as a cashier and i just read the entire thread and don't find anything scary

and to answer the thread, i'd get some super weird exotic fruits, make sure they don't have stickers on them and look at the cashier trying to figure out what they are