I have to give a survey, and the teacher told me it doesn't matter what I ask, as long as it is appropriate. .... what I have so far
Do you believe in aliens?
Who would you rather marry? Brittany Spears or Oprah?
What's your favorite 80's song?
If you were a cockroach, what would you do with your life?
Who is the last person on earth you would wan't to fight?
How often do you eat b-a-n-a-n-a-s ?
Do you have a fear of German marching bands?
Are you Teutophobic?
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Are you a closet necrophiliac?
QUOTE(DakianDelomast @ Mar 30 2005, 08:31 PM)
Are you a closet necrophiliac?
Did you want to be a coroner as a kid?
Along those same lines you could ask "If you killed me, would you have sex with my dead body?"
Oooo another good one: "Do you feel incompitent because of the small size of your manhood?" Bonus points if you ask that to a girl.
Oooo another good one: "Do you feel incompitent because of the small size of your manhood?" Bonus points if you ask that to a girl.
Do you ever eat steak for dinner, then two hours later get that tiny bit of meat out of your teeth and savor the taste it brings back?
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Have you ever thrown up in your mouth only to drink it again because you couldn't throw up anywhere?
Have you ever thrown up in your mouth only to drink it again because you couldn't throw up anywhere?
When eating a fortune cookie do you read the fortune then eat the cookie, or eat the cookie then read the fortune?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Have you ever unintentionally made an obscene gesture in public without noticing?
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Do you enjoy beating on things smaller than you?
Do you pick your nose? If so, in public?
Should I stop?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Have you ever unintentionally made an obscene gesture in public without noticing?
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Do you enjoy beating on things smaller than you?
Do you pick your nose? If so, in public?
Should I stop?
If you were a tree what type of tree would you be?
Do you own scented toilet paper?
Does ANYONE own scented toilet paper?
What's your favorite Crayola product?
What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
The second?
Which parent do you like better?
Have you ever had homicidal thoughts?
Suicidal thoughts?
Are you a computer nerd?
Prove it:
Do you ever sing when you know you can't sing?
What was your second grade teacher's name?
What's the meanest thing you've ever said to anyone? (and meant it)
What's the nicest thing you've ever said to anyone? (and meant it)
Random song lyric:
Do you like techno?
If you could marry someone you know right now, who would it be?
Do you think that it's possible to be with one person forever?
What's your favorite card (in a deck of 52 cards...)?
If you are driving a car that is twice as heavy as 3000 pounds and you hit a deer, you are also going at 55 miles per hour. How hard will you hit the deer? (From a driver Ed review sheet)
What happen when you stick your finger in corn starch and water?
Is society male or female?
Why is there an S in lisp?
If hidden valley ranch was made in hidden valley how did they find it?
Who is the president of Russia?
When some one tells you to go away, where is away?
When people say "It's not over till the fat lady sings" how fat does the fat lady have to be?
How come 2+2 and 2x2 are the same but 3+3 is 6 and 3x3 is 9?
Do you own scented toilet paper?
Does ANYONE own scented toilet paper?
What's your favorite Crayola product?
What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
The second?
Which parent do you like better?
Have you ever had homicidal thoughts?
Suicidal thoughts?
Are you a computer nerd?
Prove it:
Do you ever sing when you know you can't sing?
What was your second grade teacher's name?
What's the meanest thing you've ever said to anyone? (and meant it)
What's the nicest thing you've ever said to anyone? (and meant it)
Random song lyric:
Do you like techno?
If you could marry someone you know right now, who would it be?
Do you think that it's possible to be with one person forever?
What's your favorite card (in a deck of 52 cards...)?
If you are driving a car that is twice as heavy as 3000 pounds and you hit a deer, you are also going at 55 miles per hour. How hard will you hit the deer? (From a driver Ed review sheet)
What happen when you stick your finger in corn starch and water?
Is society male or female?
Why is there an S in lisp?
If hidden valley ranch was made in hidden valley how did they find it?
Who is the president of Russia?
When some one tells you to go away, where is away?
When people say "It's not over till the fat lady sings" how fat does the fat lady have to be?
How come 2+2 and 2x2 are the same but 3+3 is 6 and 3x3 is 9?
Is Superman faster than The Flash?
...don't even go there, nismo 
Whats your favourite hospital?
Do you moisturize when you shave your genetalia?
Do you moisturize when you shave your genetalia?
Shaved, trimmed or overgrown?
Nismo , go around asking chicks "Would you go out with me?" . Let us know if you get a positive answer .
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