I hate it when you are walking down the sidewalk and 2 people walking in the opposite direction (usually a pair of chicks) seem to think that it is perfectly o.k. to walk down the sidewalk side-by-side with a friend even though they are obstructing people walking in the other direction.

Quite frankly, I'm fed up with this type of behaviour. Today I found myself in this situation (yet again) but this time I said to myself, "Fuck it. I'm not moving over for this bitch." So I proceeded to bump into her. Serves her right. The byotch.

PAULIE_D: 1
Mindless Idiots of the world: 0

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OMG, did you kill her? You really do need that Passat for the bodies! nismo was right again!

Nope. Just stunned her a little. The balls on this chick, eh? Automatically assuming that I'm gonna move out of the way for her.
pfffft....

Wait wait wait. Hahahaha. Fuck. I read that whole thing wrong. I thought you were driving and 2 people were walking the opposite way on the road and you bumped into her with the Prelude. Nevermind.

Uh.. no. That would make me a psycho.

Exactly, hence my first post.

I am noticing more and more that people are very selfish and have a "me first" mentality. These people make me wanna puke. I think most people are inherently a little bit selfish but there's no reason to let your selfishness manifest itself into rude and inconsiderate behaviour.

Another example of this type of behaviour is when someone who just entered an elevator before you makes eye contact with you and just before you can enter the elevator, you see the schmuck push the button to close the elevator doors (because you know - he doesn't have a second to spare)

haha ... one chik actually flew backwards when she ran into me one time

thats only because you are *cue superhero entrance music*
BrownMan, Boy of Steel!

Nope. He was just wearing his iron jockstrap.

her boyfriend was PISSED too .. but hey you gotta look where you are going

Well, this just may be my opinion. But weren't you being selfish yourself for not moving out the way as well?

Well, correct me if I'm wrong but I believe it is customary to walk towards the right. If the sidewalk is only wide enough to accomodate 2 people and this chick was clearly obstructing oncoming pedestrians by walking directly beside her friend, then she was clearly in MY way.

She should have moved. She should have tucked in behind her friend until she walked past me.. not walk directly beside her friend and oblige me to walk into her.

That is so passive aggressive, I love it.

Oh BTW assholes. WALK ON THE RIGHT SIDE YOU FUCKTARDS.

yea .. next time use your shoulder like a blocker or whatever term used in football

i prefer the running stiff-arm accompanied with a deep, bellowing battle cry. but i know the crowd youre talking about. i usually take the same route, passive aggressive. theyre usually taken aback, but theyre left with no logical comeback be they are obviously at fault. its great to hear them struggle, then just call me an asshole under their breath. fuck em.

the worst is when bunches of kids congregate in a doorway, obstructing everybody who comes through the door. i like to just walk through the middle of their little huddle, freeing a path for those to follow. it doesnt hurt that im 6'5". people usually notice me and make room.

Your stories remind me of an event the other day at school. Me, a friend, and this girl/friend were walking together and shoving each other and whatnot... All of a sudden, she pushes me into this unsuspecting chump, and next thing you know he was on the floor staring at me in fear, HAHA. Damn freshman!!!

Well, that's not cool. he was just an innocent bystander, RJ... uh... I mean "Unit."

But was it funny? HELL YES!

I bet because you touched her...err...somewhere. Because I could immagine alot of people on this forum to be like that.

Paulie , you should have given her a good beating too . I hate those kind of beotches .

it was completely unintentional

To further justify my actions, even if I wanted to move over for her, I would have had to step in about 1 foot of snow which was piled up beside the sidewalk. So this inconsiderate person not only expected me to get out of her way ; she also expected me to walk over a snowbank for her. Good grief.

Paulie if she was a hot chick this is like a damn good way to meet chicks. "Accidently" bump into them!

I almost always make people move.

only if your packin a raging erection in your jeans though. then they really cant hold back. they rape you on the spot. its amazing.

You go outside?!?!